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MrMojoMordor

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  • Birthday 02/04/1998

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    The Sparrowl/Bon
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    Adunian/Goblin

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  1. -Joust I Petra- ==[A depiction of Peasants 'dueling' over 3 stolen grains of wheat]== First - I, Pym Volkov own an apology to Her Majesty, Renilde Helena of the Petra & to the Garmont Assembly. I was not aware that The Queen-Emeritus was nearly a century old, as i've observed her to be quite spry & dazzling for her age. I also thank her for taking time out of her busy schedule to kindly explain where i was wrong. While I still both disagree on how the Seats of Garmont were chosen & Do not understand why it was done so - I at least been made clear & I understand that The People have voted & that I have committed a serious offence once again, trying to over-step the existing Law. HOWEVER - to not let the boat's i had made to go to waste & to show that I both truly reflected on my actions & to give back to the Petran community: I invite ALL newly elected members of The Garmont Assembly & the people of Petra to a friendly 'Joust Of Boats' at Free Port of Chambrey. It will serve as a platform not only for entertainment but also for the people to get to know their newly elected representatives & what they promise. The prize pool will be 225 mina: 1st place 100 mina 2nd place 75 mina 3rd place 50 mina Signed by Pym Volkov of House Volkov The Deputy-Mayor of Vallagne
  2. Yet Pym Volkov hears the Knight-Commander's shouts, the mention of cannons making the former child-soldier have 'Veletz-Flashbacks'.
  3. -JOUST OF BOATS- ==[A depiction of Peasants 'dueling' over 3 stolen grains of wheat]== I do not agree with the notion of elections being a glorified ‘popularity’ vote without even giving does who wish to gain a spot in The Garmont Assembly an official spot to speak and debate ‘why’ they should be elected. THUS: I, Pym Volkov(someone who actually lives there) challenge Rendile Helena of The Petra to a traditional and non-lethal ‘Joust of Boats’ for The First People’s seat of Solland! LET THE CURRENTS OF RIVER PETRA DECIDE! Signed by Pym Volkov of House Volkov The Deputy-Mayor of Vallagne
  4. Pym Volkov votes based on funny names.
  5. Username: _Lord_MOJO_ Persona Name: Pym Volkov Persona Age: 32 Place of Residence / Street Address: Solland Tower I Seat you are running for (ex. The People's seat of Val de Lagne): The First People’s Seat of Solland
  6. Username: _Lord_MOJO_ Persona Name: Pym Volkov Persona Age: 32 Place of Residence / Street Address: Solland Tower I
  7. Pym Volkov gazes at the missive before him: "Well, mea borsa knew them well ag offered shelter- it would be rude va niet extend mea help." he says in a mumble to himself and prepares to send a bird.
  8. Pym Volkov goes to buy an umbrella - he doesn't want to get sunburnt.
  9. -Apology & Clarification- I, Pym Volkov, The Deputy-Mayor of Vallagne own an apology. To The House of Reinhold, its family heads, Sir Atticus & Sir Wilford Reinhold, Viscounts of Stormont, any citizen or gentry who’s life ‘The Reinhold Law’ improves and of course - Her Majesty, Catherine I of The Commonwealth of The Petra. I was too hasty and blind-sided by my own ideals and worries about how things should be done, not recognizing the ignorance I showed with my lack of knowledge on the matter and 'The Catherinian Law'. I was also not aware of the fact that the High Pontiff themselves had approved the passing of this bill, which Sir Atticus Reinhold so kindly explained to me in his letter. For that I truly apologise, strive to do better and hope that I may be forgiven - I am willing to receive any punishment necessary for my actions of under-mining the authority of The Garmont Assembly and the freedom and relief it brings to the ‘same-gendered’ partners. HOWEVER I still offer myself as a champion for Friedrich Hans von Augusten, Viscount of Azor to fight on his behalf against Sir Aimo of Astor, Baron of Fir’Steinn. Even IF Friedrich von Augusten inhabits ill-thoughts towards the bill, challenging a disabled is disgraceful and they deserve a fair shot at the duel. Signed by Pym Volkov of House Volkov The Deputy-Mayor of Vallagne
  10. Pym Volkov begins to build a post on his land, upon which to hang any pro-empire folk. They ain't getting his tower he just bought!
  11. -A Letter of Concerns- -1967- Recently, a new edict was announced called ‘The Reinhold Law’, allowing for civil unions without the church. It was discussed and voted on at the most recent Garmont Assembly - however, as a spectator of both the discussion, the voting and the ‘aftermath’, as a citizen and a canonist i have my doubts and worries. I do not think the discussion was a fruitful one. Friedrich Hans von Augusten, Viscount of Azor, who was the only ‘no’ vote for the bill to go through raised some valid points. While some of them were explained, most of it ended with hand-waving off his concerns. Concerns I myself have as well. The Civil Union, besides not having religious rites nor being recognized by The Church, IS far too similar to a marriage. No matter what silly hats one wears. Something I'm sure many others will take notice of and throw a fuss over - be it another Nation or The Church themselves and we all know from the recent war how things can snowball out of control. I’m especially cross with Father Davide, a representative of the clergy, who at the time of the heated discussion, did NOT raise his hand and offer the perspective of The Church and how they might see such a bold move. Thus I suggest, That the bill will go in for a new round of discussion and have 1 or 2 major changes to create a bigger difference between civil unions and marriage. For example, change the Inheritance law as the bill is clear it’s been made for the sake of The House of Reinhold, who are a same-gendered nobility with adopted children. Being a same-gendered nobility that relies on adoption, it’s unlikely their House will stay relevant for more than 2 generations. It would be a minimal loss while keeping the Realm, other same-gendered unions, wealthy widows and Canondom safe. I do not think the proposed Duel between Sir Aimo and Friedrich Augusten was a fair one. At the end, The Garmont Assembly was asked if any of them have any more ‘important’ matters to discuss - at which, Sir Aimo of Astor, Baron of Fir’Steinn & The Knight-Commander, challenged Friedrich Hans von Augusten, Viscount of Azor to a duel over them voting ‘no’ for ‘The Reinhold Law’. Sir Aimo claimed that Friedrich von Augusten's reluctance towards the bill came from discrimination and ignorance - and that the only way for them to prove it wasn’t is to duel them. Sir Aimo also promised to fight with one arm tied behind his back as Friedrich von Augusten does not possess one arm. An offer, Friedrich von Augusten refused. The Garmont Assembly was in uproar, with Adrian Temesch suggesting that Sir Aimo be removed as The Knight-Commander due to their eagerness to duel - something Sir Aimo noted Adrian Temesch has been trying to do for years. From what I've heard - Sir Aimo also tried to duel Adrian Temesch while he was blind. A worrying trend for a man of chivarly. The Garmont Assembly was then forced to be called over by The Grand Speaker - without reaching any conclusion on the matter. Thus I propose, That Friedrich Hans von Augusten, Viscount of Azor chooses me, Pym Volkov, The Deputy-Mayor of Vallagne as a champion to duel Sir Aimo of Astor, The current Knight-Commander & Baron of Fir’Steinn over the matter of honour. For I also share the same sentiment as Viscount of Azor about ‘The Reinhold Law’ but unlike him, I am able-bodied to go through with the duel and win. Signed by Pym Volkov of House Volkov The Deputy-Mayor of Vallagne
  12. Pym Volkov nods approvingly - not because he's one for this unions, (he has a few doubts himself) but because the bill has stirred up the pot in Petra among nobles. Perhaps he should go and offer himself as a 'champion' to fight for the one-armed Augusten against the 'current' Knight-Commander?
  13. Bon ponders - Man there sure are a lot of people who want the desert to be theirs. And what happened to the last non-orcs who claimed the desert to be 'their' land. It's gonna be a 'king-of-the-hill' situation down there soon.
  14. Bon goes cross-eyed and slumps over, having to force his eyes to stay open. Why are canonist and The Church arguing over who you can hold hands with when there are more pressing matters like VOID MAGES and LICH KINGS!?!?
  15. Bon, the armless goblin child squints at the message a little confused: "Can pinkez, twiggiez agh shû have kubz wubever izi partner iz?! Izi would explain whi there are zo magh ob iziz.."
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