"the Big B*tch" Tavern In Abresi Harbor

[Snake Plissken 637]

As you (walk up the road to / walk down the road away from) Abresi, a glance to the side allows you to notice something new, a small rowboat anchored at a small beach in Abresi harbor. 

 

 

Curiosity takes ahold of you, and you carefully descend the steep surface leading down to the beach. As you near the sands, you notice the boat is manned by a single oarsman.  

 

 

The man seems friendly enough and invites you aboard, offering passage to a tavern on a ship called "The Big *****". Still struck with curiosity, you wade out into the shallows and climb into the rowboat.

 

 

The oarsman lifts the anchor and begins rowing the little boat across with harbor with surprising speed. Two ships are seen anchored out in the deeper water. When you get closer, the oarsman diverts his course to head around the first ship, pulling in next to a second, longer one. You assume this to be "The Big *****".

 

 

The oarsman drifts up beside the "*****" and two ropes with hooks on their ends are thrown down to him. He hooks a rope on at either end of the boat, and the ship's crew begin hoisting it up out of the water.

 

 

When the boat reaches a height sufficient for you to climb out onto the ship's deck, the crew members tie off their ropes and allow you to do so. A sign in nailed into the mast immediately ahead of you, pointing to the right with the singular word "Tavern".

 

 

You cross the deck, coming to a pair of doors with stairs either side leading up to the next level. A sign between the doors directs that those seeking the tavern go left and crew members go right. If you choose to try the right door, you will find it locked.

 

 

You choose to abide by the sign and head through the left door. You come out on a staircase leading down into a singular, large room fitted out as a tavern.

 

 

You walk down the stairs, and nearing the bottom, notice a painting of a battle on the wall. The sign below the painting claims it depicts the victory of Emperor Horen V and the Order of the White Rose in the battle of Malinor.

 

 

Further into the tavern you see the House Owl coat of arms hung upon the wall, next to a flowerpot containing a single white rose. Words written on the pot say it is in honour of the men of the Order of the White Rose.

 

 

Across from the coat of arms and flower pot another painting is hung upon the wall, this one is clearly seen to show a view of Abresi from the harbour.

 

 

Finally, you turn to see a pair of portraits hung above a large table at the back of the room. One is of Emperor Godfrey Horen, the other of his son, Horen the Fifth.

 

 

You turn around and look back at the room as a whole. It is clear to be some sort of shrine to Old Oren, at the same time as doubling as a tavern.

 

 

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"The Big *****" tavern is now open for business aboard "The Big *****" in Abresi harbor. The tavern seeks new staff as well as supplies (alcohol, drugs, food, etc). The rules of the tavern are as stated below.

 

1. No armed fights. Unarmed/fist fights are permitted.

2. No assaulting the staff members.

3. No stealing from the ship crew of staff members. Stealing from fellow tavern-goers is permitted.

4. No Edgies.

5. No rebels/Oren haters.

6. No cannibalism.

7. No damaging the ship.

8. No cell phones.

9. No dark elves. Other elves will be given one chance before being barred/executed.

10. No dwarves unless they fight for Oren. Dwarves that fight for Oren must have proof of doing so.

11. No homosexes.

12. No breaking the rules.

More rules to be added.

 

Anyone find violating the rules will be thrown into the sea with slabs of brick tied to each of their limbs.

[Strife 266]

The Watcher, upon seeing yet another sign of the human's morality drastically chaning, slams his mask against a nearby wall in frustration.

 

"Fuckin'... I though this would be over by the time I returned!"

[hjgklmn0ajuvxc 688]

The Watcher, upon seeing yet another sign of the human's morality drastically chaning, slams his mask against a nearby wall in frustration.

 

"Fuckin'... I though this would be over by the time I returned!"

People called "the Watcher" who wear masks all the time is the complete opposite direction Rydel wants humans to go

[Telanir 6975]

Billy Bob brings his big trusty hoes to the tavern-- wooden hoes. For farming. Truly. > - >

[Snake Plissken 637]

People called "the Watcher" who wear masks all the time is the complete opposite direction Rydel wants humans to go

 

Jack agrees. Edgy.

 

4. No Edgies.

[Strife 266]

People called "the Watcher" who wear masks all the time is the complete opposite direction Rydel wants humans to go

Great for him

[Snake Plissken 637]

Great for him

 

[Please stop trolling on my thread. It is very offensive and morally demeaning]

[justAnarchy 7]

*Reggie Taylor thinks to himself*

"The f*ck is a cell phone?"

[Nug 2011]

Nug likes the name of this tavern.

[Helbolt 129]

*Reggie Taylor thinks to himself*

"The f*ck is a cell phone?"

 

If someone had heard him think that, which they did not, but if they had, they would probably respond:

 

"That's dem dere one of those jail cells, that plays music."

[Dougstalicious 721]

What a creative name.

[IrishPerson 693]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.