An Old Invention Freshly Discovered

[Hanrahan 2983]

This is printed, and distinctly not hand-written. The leaflet is posted around major cities.

 

 

 

[Lathros 377]

Eregurn applauds.

[Dizzy771 900]

*Dizzy Scratches his head wondering how this is so revolutionary, considering the dwarves already have one*

[Cracker 4570]

Jahrmann the gay Orc shakes his head, puzzled.

 

"When was there a Ruskan Revolution?

 

When did they shun technology? The Empire never had a press..was only till the Ruskans let my friend Eberle to place one in Oren."

 

Jahrmann sighs. Being a gay Orc is tough.

[Demotheus 651]

All of my female characters as well as Theus (male) gasp in horror, and scowl at the poster. "BUT I LIKE MY FANCY HANDWRITING!!!" They all shout in unison at the poster, shaking their fists, spitting on the poster, and turning to walk away. 

 

All of my male characters besides Theus applaud and cheer in joy. "Finally! No more writer's cramps!!!" They all shout in unison.

 

The one fully armored and with a shield throwing a handful of eyeballs at it as if it's confetti. As if he had collected a few dozen eyes of different and various colours...just to throw it like confetti...

[John Ivory 4546]

"This is completely false," Wilfriche frowns as he reads over the parchment, before continuing, "this parchment. I have never seen such an uneducated piece of paper! Ruskan revolution? If ye are to insult the Raevir, at least collect thy facts. There was nay revolution. In fact, it seems that due to these Raevir that Humanity reunited. It seems nothing but an angered Renatian is all."

[Hanrahan 2983]

Zhivago wonders why all these people are yelling at a poster.

[Hanrahan 2983]

 

*Dizzy Scratches his head wondering how this is so revolutionary, considering the dwarves already have one*

 

*Human possetion of one.*

[Cracker 4570]

Jahrmann the gay Orc shouts loud enough for Arnold Elendil and Zhivago Elendil to hear

 

"Hey we've had one of these since the inception of the Kingdom of Oren thanks to Ebs. It's okay though we appreciate it"

[Demotheus 651]

Jahrmann the gay Orc shouts loud enough for Arnold Elendil to hear

 

"Hey we've had one of these since the inception of the Kingdom of Oren thanks to Ebs. It's okay though we appreciate it"

A random raid group of orcs hears this gay orc speaking fluid common as they beat the heck out of some peasants and steal their stuff. They stand up, look slowly in his general direction, and all grumble out. "WhiiiiteWaaaaazhe..."

[Haribo 385]

kebabgroka'gorkil overhear fake orcs say something that sounds like "Wiiiiitwazzie"
and says "nub"

[Aengoth 2890]

"Tuu manie wurdz fer Gulzog. Mi guezz'en id blah flat dah twiggiez." Gulzog comments

[Cracker 4570]

"Tuu manie wurdz fer Gulzog. Mi guezz'en id blah flat dah twiggiez." Gulzog comments

 

Resident gay orc Jahrmann frowns.

 

"Come on man we can't just kill elves all day"

 

OOC: Jahrmann has a steel jaw so he can speak common

[Haribo 385]

breveslav has bajko and ragslav read it out to him

he makes of frown

"word magics is for zhenya"

[Evilbanana5757 154]

The Bird Druid frowns, remembering that in an alternate universe in 1450 the printing press was discovered and was a leading factor in modernization. He doesn't want LoTC to be in the Renaissance. :l