A Proposition For $10 For All Intrigued.

[Graceful Bucko 65]

Greetings friends, how are you all this fine... Tuesday?

 

I am attempting to donate to the server, as I have had many a fun time on here, and I'd like to give back a tad. This is not to say, however that I'm not going to toss my money into something without getting a bit back in return, and I think anyone who reads this will thoroughly concur with me that Gold and above are the only donation packs that aren't piss-poor. (someone really needs to work on that).

 

Some may ask, why can I not pay for such a thing? you're a semi-socially-functional adult with a job, yes? Well, the job thing was accurate up until a month ago when I brought up a rather sexist bit of dresscode that was enforced in the establishment multiple times to my boss, who was a sort of men-are-pigs tumblr white knight, god knows how she is remotely successful. So needless to say, I was fired after getting into a mild argument with her, what can I say? I'm a man of my beliefs. The majority of the dosh I'd saved from that was spent on bailing my dipshit brother out of police containment for sucker-punching a man who he thought was breaking into someone's car, though was really just trying to retrieve the keys he locked out of said car with a wire hanger, and paying for the medical bills for an elderly family member, who recently required a blood transfusion, as her hemoglobin count was something like 7.

 

I'm 17, so it's not like I'm out of house and home with no food though, worry not.

 

So, here's the proposition: I will sing / read anything the payer fancies within reason. This means I will not read the entire Harry Potter series, as it is tat, and also far too long. The song / piece of "literature" may be as humiliating as the payer deem necessary. I look forward to the tomfoolery that will hopefully ensue. This is for $10, so make it worth your while.

[SparehoeCakes 547]

Question, why don't you just wait until you have the money to donate to the server?

I mean, this isn't a bad idea. It'll help the server if successful, but I feel like this'll be asked so I might as well ask now.

[Graceful Bucko 65]

Question, why don't you just wait until you have the money to donate to the server?

I mean, this isn't a bad idea. It'll help the server if successful, but I feel like this'll be asked so I might as well ask now.

 

This seemed like a silly and fun thing to do that'd earn me ten clams, and I'm somewhat impatient, also, jobs and money are few and far between for a minor in California. Annoying thing is, I don't even live in the nice bit of Cali, I live in the bit with all the sun, chickens, and shitloads of abandoned houses.

[monkeypoacher 8055]

How do I transfer you the ten shekel?

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

A Real Son of Abacha

From: Musa Abacha <[email protected]>
Sent: 12 October 2013
Subject: business /cooperation

My dear Friend ,

I have the honor, with utmost good faith do appeal to you sincerely to render me an assistance by way of supporting me to bring over to your country the sum of United States Dollars, Three Million, two hundred thousand United States Dollars. (US$3.2M).

The volume of money is presently available in cash and deposited with Global Security Company. South Africa with deposit Certificate Number CXB50.  This was part of the money that our Late Father, Nigerian Ex-Military Head of State - General Sani Abacha, concealed in his private warehouse.

Several of our family bank accounts have already been frozen both locally and  internationally.  The fund was concealed and conveyed to Canada by the Security firm that facilitated my escape from Nigeria to the United Kingdom.  The present Democratic Government in Nigeria is trying to arrest me, my elder brother, Mohammed has been arrested and he is currently undergoing court trial.

SHARE.

 

1  30% FOR YOU .
2  10% FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE TRANSACTION.
3  60% FOR US.

 

As at the time of writing this letter, a report was being aired by the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) World Service, that another of my father's bank account with Swiss Bank has been frozened. This amount brings to US$650,000,000.00 of his money already frozen in Swiss Bank alone.

I was also able to escape with particulars of his other accounts in Brazil, Greece, Libya and Bahamas.

I will give you details on how we can retrieve or re-transfer the funds as I am armed with all the information that will enable us to do that.

Upon the claim of the funds, I would like that your esteemed firm to invest the funds in projects that cannot be traced to my family. Immediately upon your response, indicating your willingness to assist me on the above, I will file an application through my lawyer transferring the deeds of ownership to you as the beneficiary.

I await your urgent response via email.

Best regards,

MUSA ABACHA

[Ryn Chirr 224]

So... you're prostituting...non-sexually of course..to donate to lotc? Uh...ok... you go ahead and do that. *pats on head*

[V0idsoldier 1139]

So... you're prostituting...non-sexually of course..to donate to lotc? Uh...ok... you go ahead and do that. *pats on head*

um excuse me as his manager patting his head will be 10 dollars woman. 

[Graceful Bucko 65]

dupe, sorry ^^ 

[Graceful Bucko 65]

How do I transfer you the ten shekel?

 

Just toss the 10 bucks my accounts way via a donation to coal vip, and send me whatever you fancy me reading.

Unless you where calling me a jew, by using the term shekel as currency, in which case, bravo!

Very amusing.

[Graceful Bucko 65]

So... you're prostituting...non-sexually of course..to donate to lotc? Uh...ok... you go ahead and do that. *pats on head*

 

 

Well, at least I'm being resourceful. I'm not fazed by silly things, so I'd figure I'd try to gain a little dosh and help out the server. I do not see why people find this odd.

[Graceful Bucko 65]

So... you're prostituting...non-sexually of course..to donate to lotc? Uh...ok... you go ahead and do that. *pats on head*

 

 

Aaaalso...

 

 

gerund or present participle: prostituting

1. 1.

   offer (someone, typically a woman) for sexual activity in exchange for payment.

   "although she was paid $15 to join a man at his table, she never prostituted herself"

    

   Saying that it is non-sexual negates it being prostitution.

    

   ^__^

    

[Rhia 936]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.