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Galka Iz Da Nuw Rex!

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*posters are plastered all over the Uruk lands and around it as well, as well as a couple in any nation that it might be relevent and/or unknown by now.

 

"Galka iz da nuw Rex. Gruk'd lat ot tu gruk."

 

It's simple and to the point. Unsigned.*

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Grezlyk shrugs.

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"Nub." says uruk.

"Yub. Id wuz dezided lazt albai day." Says second Uruk.

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Gorlekk speaks up.

"Latz du nut be deh Rex uf nuddin'. Me Gorlekky is deh Rex uf deh Gorlekky leends. Dus dat min dat hulds eneh puwur? Nub! Latz ern et. An yu huvn't su fer. Yu dun rul nuttin'."

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Ghorkutz inhales from his homemade bong, making a wheezing sound, sitting next to Snoop "lat zee hu put upp da puzterz? Da urukz bi duumd brudda. Dizgruc,Lel. "

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Gronkk sobs gently for his once proud race. In the spirit realm or whatever.

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Guzguz da Zhomo says "Eef diz uruk bi lyeeng da zpyridz wuud bi ashaym'd, bud alzu laff dayr azz'z uff bekuz ob diz."

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"I'd rather have Gronkk than this fe'ork!" A unseen voice shouts , no doubt a slave. Their voice isn't at all clear though.

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A message is written under some of them (only in the uruk lands)

 

"Nub, it'z troo. Mi wuz deyur wen da Azogz lebt bekuz Urik wuz nub Rex nub moar. Hi luzt in ahn Hunur klomp agh den zum zkah happun'd agh naow Galka iz da Rex.

 

Troo ztori."

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Grogmar spits at the posters and tears them down in a small fit of rage, shouting out to the sky "WHU DA SKAH IS GALKA!? WUD BOUD DA TUTUN REX WI HAB!? VERE DA SKAH IZ ULL DA HOZH URUKS! PAWK SAVER MI! KJHYFTYUGHJHAWGYFVGBHUGYFTDV.." he chokes on his own spit before he can catch his breath "Mi skahin dun wid deze urukz. Dere wuz a tik wen wi hab hunur ab kulture, nuw da unlee ash wid kulture is da zhaymanz. Mi mizz da klompz fir Rexdom, mi mizz da tik wen wi klomped wid da tutunz, mi skahin mizz wud da urukz uzed ta bi." Grogmar grumbles, kicking up some sand "Evryash dat mi gruk iz flat. Deeze new urukz hab da hunur uf twiggiez ab dey hab da brayn kapazity uf ab skahin kaktuz. Vere iz da prowd uruk rayze?! Urukz vill nub zurvyve furevur ad diz rayte.. Dere muzt bi chaynge, dere muzt bi akzhun. Da zuppozed krughai iz skahin zhit ab nub eben trayn dere skahin gruntz.." Grogmar lets out a blood curdling roar "Any urukz lizenin!?" he calls out "Mi ab nub da muzt hunurble uruk dat exizted, mi hab mayd miztakez.. Bud skah dat.. Nub mur skahin 'round.. Da tyme haz kum." he says, shifting his pauldrons to a more comfortable position..

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Grogmar spits at the posters and tears them down in a small fit of rage, shouting out to the sky "WHU DA SKAH IS GALKA!? WUD BOUD DA TUTUN REX WI HAB!? VERE DA SKAH IZ ULL DA HOZH URUKS! PAWK SAVER MI! KJHYFTYUGHJHAWGYFVGBHUGYFTDV.." he chokes on his own spit before he can catch his breath "Mi skahin dun wid deze urukz. Dere wuz a tik wen wi hab hunur ab kulture, nuw da unlee ash wid kulture is da zhaymanz. Mi mizz da klompz fir Rexdom, mi mizz da tik wen wi klomped wid da tutunz, mi skahin mizz wud da urukz uzed ta bi." Grogmar grumbles, kicking up some sand "Evryash dat mi gruk iz flat. Deeze new urukz hab da hunur uf twiggiez ab dey hab da brayn kapazity uf ab skahin kaktuz. Vere iz da prowd uruk rayze?! Urukz vill nub zurvyve furevur ad diz rayte.. Dere muzt bi chaynge, dere muzt bi akzhun. Da zuppozed krughai iz skahin zhit ab nub eben trayn dere skahin gruntz.." Grogmar lets out a blood curdling roar "Any urukz lizenin!?" he calls out "Mi ab nub da muzt hunurble uruk dat exizted, mi hab mayd miztakez.. Bud skah dat.. Nub mur skahin 'round.. Da tyme haz kum." he says, shifting his pauldrons to a more comfortable position..

Dahnee'Yar stares at this...well...what seem sto be a psychopath. "Da zine blah dat dere wuz a Rex klomp..." 

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"Cerful, zhi mite zend lat drewingz uf nudez."

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Grogmar growls, turning his head to the voice "Ab da wurgothz ullowed diz ryght? Ull uf da wurgoths alluwed diz klomp fur Rex tu happenz ryght!?"

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