An Insurrection By Our Walls

[Noer 577]

The People in Vekaro were startled and Confused at the sight of an armed man on their gates, strolling around like he owned the place. The guards were licking their wounds, rallying to fight back against the insurrection that just happened to the north of their walls.

 

The guard rallied once more, holding 10 men to fight off the insurrection of 6. They charged into the tavern, blaring their battle horns and stabbing the insurgents until they were routed. Only their leader remained, a pink haired elf, who was notably being a sodomite.

The guards captured her, but she stalled until she was able to exploit the magical fragments of time in which the skygods rest and escaped.

 

All men and Women Present at the insurgency are as follows with description.

 

*a few ruffians are portraited.*

(Ventios)

(patu97)

 

 

(Kandiifloss)

(dwarm)

[hefunny 36]

Ericus looks down frowning, "Why am I not on there?"

[Cari 87]

Good one.

[Noer 577]

Ericus looks down frowning, "Why am I not on there?"

((Cuz I was lazy.))

[Anderssn 1115]

((Maybe he lost his mind when we killed him like 3 times.))

 

"Oh look I'm- I mean, Daren is popular!" Says a hooded, tall and muscular man and chuckles. He quickly realizes the mistake he made and quickly runs off. 

[osumanduas 1442]

Jarvik laughs loud and clear as he reads the poster. "Bloody guards go make fool of selves, against a sodomite of all people." He grins, once again letting out a torrent of laughter as he walks away sipping some ale from his flask.

[Cari 87]

"Ha! A sodomite! Who said a girl can't have a drink and a dance, eh? I am no sodomite!" she laughs bitterly, turning around to walk away.

[Rassidic 470]

Prey frowns as Asgorath's mental state slowly decays.

[Anderssn 1115]

 

 

"Ha! A sodomite! Who said a girl can't have a drink and a dance, eh? I am no sodomite!" she laughs bitterly, turning around to walk away.

 

 

"Indeed! You look good on that painting thought~" He laughs with her and walks away like a baws.

[hefunny 36]

 

 

 

 

 

"Indeed! You look good on that painting thought~" He laughs with her and walks away like a baws.

 

 

"Aye, they were a bit too generous with the eyes though." he chuckles as he trots off.

[Major Dom 1297]

Davern...

[Dwarm 70]

*Looks at the drawing of himself*

Mi nub dat fat ...

*rips the drawing off with his tusks and eats it*

[bulgaria is white 461]

Catching wind of the various posters tacked about Vekaro, Olivier dispatches an emissary to seek out the alleged guardsman. If such a man was located, he would receive the following letter:

"Armsman of the Imperium Tertius,

It brings me great displeasure when I receive report of degenerates and brigands residing within the townships of our beloved fatherland. I commend you for your efforts to combat such decay, and request that a detailed write-up regarding this turn of events be sent to me posthaste. If you are unable to read or write, my courier may scribe what details you wish to dictate. Your follow-up will be rewarded with a sum of coin and my gratitude.

Signed,

Olivier de Savoie

[Eddywilson2 2117]

Jon Othaman wipes the blood off his broadsword, Light in Darkness, as he looks at the dead bodies of some of his past friends. Alras had corrupted them and turned their evil, perhaps somehow they could be saved...

[Neri 3590]

Caitlyn nods at the picture of the Elven lady with pink hair. "Easterner art style... very kawaii..."