[Auction] Hochmeister Mirtok's Head

[Xavier Fumbletop 3]

I have up for auction the severed head of the Hochmeister of the Teutonic Order. Bidding starts at 1,000 Minas!

 

[mmat 7460]

"I think Lord Boris Carrion would love to see this." 

 

Says Drake.

[Jachnun 566]

Looks at the 207 year old skull. 

[aron. 427]

"One Thousand" says man

[Areon 947]

"One t'ousand, two 'undred and eig'ty," says a man in a brown cloak

[aron. 427]

"Two Thousand"

[Major Dom 1297]

"The men of the Coal Miner's Union are prepared to offer any price you desire if you spread your feces in the shape of a mustache and uni-brow on the corpse's face." says Coal Miner

[Areon 947]

"T'ree t'ousand, Five if ye accept me offer wit'in t'e 'our."

[susitsu 871]

"Four-thousand...I want it for my head collection. That's like a collectors item."

 

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[Areon 947]

"Me offer o' five t'ousand still stands."

[The Lion 736]

Sandor belts out, "Ten thousand shekles!"

[Mirtok 2853]

*Hochmeister Mirtok shouts out "Yeah right!" then bounces.

[Stormclank 232]

Ventios walks up the the auction, he drags another corpse of Hochmeister Mirtok. "5 Thousand and ye've got a deal" He says, dropping the corpse.

[Mirtok 2853]

*Mirtok wonders where all these corpses are coming from having not been killed in weeks, as he sits comfortably on a mound of dead men wearing red bandannas.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.