Fimlin 1997 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fimlin stairs off through the high mountain top, he had journeyed there to refresh himself from the industry and busy life of Kal'Arkon, but even upon his return home he felt normal. He was perfectly fine, while dwarves were dropping like flies, mostly cave dwarves or ones associated with the industry. Fimlin thinks upon this, for a while before he reaches a conclusion as to why this was happening. "Ah found out wut be da cause o' dis sickness, evah since industreh came et 'as caused sickness. 'Ow do ah know? cause da lads who be sick are cave dwarves mostleh, who breath in da smog o' industry daileh. We Grandaxes n' da Ire'earts are foine, cause weh are mountain dwarves who get fresh air, da onleh cure is fresh air ah say! Da sick uns are Zahrer, Balek, Vorstag, Bardel uns w'o 'Ave been involved wif industreh n ave spent most o der toime in da smogeh areas." "Da cure is fresh air bruddahs, eff ah didnae get da new 'all er da Ire'earts deir 'old den weh would all beh sick. Building new 'olds will spread us t'in 'owevah, n weh 'ace worked so 'ard in Kal'Arkon. So ah say dis, triple da patrols n scoutin' missions, der are some briganders attackin da town O' Vale, un o'er vassals. Weh must scout out fer deir camp n ensure our borders are bandit-free. Dis will end da sickness, dis is da solution, so git workin'." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy771 900 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Vorstag is a Grandaxe smartarse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fimlin 1997 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Vorstag is a Grandaxe smartarse Who has spent his time in the smog often, its clean up time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 3137 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Who has spent his time in the smog often, its clean up time Zahrer thinks that when he is not sick anymore and his factory is missing Fimlin loses his hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejes 55 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Kwint doesn't need fresh air, he would have drowned in ale by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fimlin 1997 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Zahrer thinks that when he is not sick anymore and his factory is missing Fimlin loses his hands. Fimlin would then put Zahrer on trial if he did such, and he doesn't really know where this factory is, nor does he care. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 3137 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fimlin would then put Zahrer on trial if he did such, and he doesn't really know where this factory is, nor does he care. Smog would continue to rise from the massive factory complexes of the Irongrinders, Grandaxes, etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanrahan 2983 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Charles Napier applauds. "It's damn fine progress." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lathros 377 Share Posted June 2, 2014 "Ye shall beh burned fer hereseh ef ye su as fink ef touchin' meh industreh," he growls, as oil futhermore seeps into his skin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThumperJack 927 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Norik sees the smog and sick dwarves about, he says "Industreh....... worst idea eva....." he walks off and harvests his carrots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Kardel screams out in protest "INDUSTREH BE GREAT! AH LOVE DA SMOG!" He then proceeds to cough rambunctiously for some unknown reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejes 55 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Kwint hands Kardel a cup of water. After Kardel takes a big swig, Kwint remembers that's where he had done his business many years ago when he had really had to go. He decides not to inform Kardel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dtrik 330 Share Posted June 3, 2014 *wonders when the dwarves will find pumice and be able to clean their skin of the oil* *Chase continues to watch over his enchanted relics of enchantedness* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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