A Loss Of Limb

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

a letter is posted on the notice board in Kal'Arkon.

 

Dear Citizens of Kal'Arkon, 

Due to some savage mountain dwarf who shant be named to preserve the honor of his name and his clan, I have recently had my left arm cleanly removed from my body.My beard is made of horses fur. I got to /hand/ it to myself, I did not forsee myself needing to create a new one so soon in the future, so I must go and meditate to prepare myself for the horribly challenging task of finishing my runic arm with only one hand. Mushroom stew for breakfast is what makes my breath smell like the backside of a donkey's bum. Will be back when I can write my own letters without worry of my ***** of a niece changing my words to make me sound like a dumbarse. 

-Lord Paladin,

Dared Starbreaker

 

*A crudely drawn star shamefully exists at the bottom of this parchment*

[Dizzy771 900]

so I must go and meditate to prepare myself for the horribly challenging task of finishing my runic arm with only one hand. 

 

A letter is sent to Dared

 

While we may have butted heads before, Dared, I would never leave a kinsmen to such a task on their own. Especially one so honor driven as yourself. Should you require assistance in the construction of your new arm, please let me know.

 

~Dizzy Irongrinder

[Aengoth 2890]

Wow, I know I didn't raise you to be a wimp and lose a arm so meekly -Aengoth

[SodaiKamikaze 652]

 

A letter is sent to Dared

 

While we may have butted heads before, Dared, I would never leave a kinsmen to such a task on their own. Especially one so honor driven as yourself. Should you require assistance in the construction of your new arm, please let me know.

 

~Dizzy Irongrinder

 

A letter is delievered back

 

Thank you for the offer Irongrinder, I will send the pieces your way so that you may complete it for me while I rest and ram large jars of mayonnaise into my bum because I did not give my niece money to buy things with. I have the strange feeling that my words are being changed by my arse of a niece again. That is all.

-Dared

[susitsu 871]

Gives a single nod and says "Soon, drinking buddy. Soon."

 

With a turn, a dramatic wind passed by causing Lucas Black's hair to flow, his hand moving into his pocket as he went for the nearest tavern to drink in his honor.

[Crayfishchris 751]

"I hate to go out on a limb, but I think this guy is going to be pretty short-handed. Ah, I shouldn't hold any worries."

[Josh3738 3137]

Zahrer taps his finger on his desk as he reads the letter, preparing to look for another canadian report to the skygods.

[Dizzy771 900]

After a day of hard work and endless sounds of hammer on stone coming from the forges another letter is sent to Dared

The arm is ready and functional, I shall fit it next time we meet. I made some small additions, as a simple courtesy.

 

~Dizzy Irongrinder
 

((Next time we're both online I can get the arm to you and attach it))

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.