The Durka Space Program

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

((THIS IS AN RP POST, its just been accidentally moved to the wrong section. This really happened in rp))

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sorn-3DHTC8

It was cold in the cell, poor Derrick Rovin was locked up for aiding the treacherous Damien Basilius in the occupation of Kaphro. Derrick sat there for many days, sprouting a full grown beard in only a few minutes of entering the confinements of the cell. He looked sad, and tired..

 

As time goes on by, Derrick finds himself occupied with writing crazy nonesense on the walls, his hopes and dreams of becoming a farmer will never come to be with him being locked away.

 

Pippin Rovin hears about his poor cousin being trapped in a prison cell and decides to take action. He buys a mask from a local street vendor and puts it on, infiltrating the heavily guarded military base and frees Derrick

 

"C-Come on Cousin..! I k-know how to hide you.."

 

Pippin slings Derrick over his shoulder and charges out of the military barracks, running all the way into some wide open spaced land. Crystals and odd looking clothing litter the floor as Pippin drops Derrick on the floor, rushing to put together the contraptions he's been working on as a hobby.

 

"Ow.." Derrick rubs his face, stumbling over to Pippin to see what he's doing "What is that?"

 

"No t-time to explain!" he pushes Derrick down on his ass and pulls off his shoes, replacing his previous shoes with new glowing iron boots. 

"Wha-" Derrick tries to speak, only to have a piece of gold glowing carrot shoved in his mouth, a glowing iron full helmet being placed on his head.

 

Pippin starts to strap Derrick in a lovely glowing suit, which in turn causes Derrick to magically float upon his feet

 

"Hrmmph?!" Derrick Rovin tries to speak with a mouthful of carrot, finding himself tied to the ground.

 

"Okay c-cousin.. Y-you are going to f-fly today.. Fly t-to freedom..! I put magical c-crystals I stole f-from those floating tower th-things into your suit, w-which will enable you t-to fly... You c-can now farm all t-the cheese your he-heart desires on the m-moon, my dearest Cousin.."

 

Derrick sheds a tear inside his helmet, wrapping his arms around Pippin to hug him as pippin hugs him back.

 

"May the Creator g-guide you cousin... W-We will see each oth-other again, b-be sure to send some cheese..."

 

Derrick nods "Hrmphphphph" he tries to speak again, but still forgets about the carrot.

 

Pippin unlatches the rope around his feet, awaiting for the crystals to do their thing. Derrick slowly starts to float upwards before being launched at about 300mph straight into the sky. Pippin is blown back about 30ft from the sheer blast of science Derrick left behind. Pippin begins to weep for his cousin, proud that he'll be the first cheese farmer in all of the realms.

 

 

Does Derrick Rovin ever reach the moon? Will Derrick become a cheese farmer? Will Pippin ever find out about what happened to his turtle hard shells? Find out next time when the Durka space program is funded!

[yopplwasupxxx 5946]

Derrick smiles as he lands on the moon, claiming new land to hopefully bring back his honor!!!!!!!

[tnoy23 202]

Moved to off topic.

 

Seriously, this is rather trolly.

[Sujamma Addict 514]

Tomas Mallory sits on top of a large rock whilst enjoying himself a sandwich that he had stolen from a young lass a few moments ago when he is suddenly awe-stricken by a small figure in the distance, glowing, and...Flying?! The half-eaten sandwich falls out of his hands as his mouth suddenly goes agape, realizing what the small figure is,

 

"Well I'll be damned, they've finally done it."

[Treshure 5817]

"This can work..." utters the smartest man in the Fringe.

[Aagaron 124]

Aep sits by a creek with a fishing rod in his hand as he hears a dull thud and looks up to see a flying man heading straight for the stars. He stands and brings his hand up to a salute as a single tear runs down his cheek.

 

"Hail the Priorist party."

[MegaEpicmoose 17]

Rolo Bucketfoot sees the brilliant, glowing, floating figure rise up in the sky from atop his burrow. A single tear rolls down his cheek as he feels the love and pride as a father feels for a son, but he doesn't know why...

[leave me alone 995]

Moved to off topic.

 

Seriously, this is rather trolly.

Well apparently it happened in RP, therefore an Rp thread, no?

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

"They've finally done it..."

The Fringe's greatest cheese lover would mutter as he watches the night sky.

 

[TheBareSheet 194]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.