Valaryon 513 Share Posted July 20, 2015 A black raven sits idly waiting for a reprieve...carrying a tan colored scroll. A crimson wax seal, imprinted with the image of a thorn binds the scroll together. ================================ The Waters of Life ================================ By: Kelian Dawnstrider The ebb and flow of life Smooth as silk or sharp as a knife I wish to obtain the powers of Hydromancy The enemy of pyromancy A favorite fruit is a pear In the spring they are exceptionally fair Joining the Guild in pursuit of knowledge To free myself of this physical bondage My lineage is based on craft I left them long ago although daft Wandering the world with a hunger The time I've spent couldn't be longer Now I come eager to learn Time will tell if I get what I yearn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abysmall 119 Share Posted July 20, 2015 ~Snip~ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 832 Author Share Posted July 20, 2015 Notice From this point forward, no Poems need be written. If one wishes to join the Company they need simply approach one of the Board members through word of mouth. "Have a good today and a better tomorrow." -The Wizards' Guild- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnomemancy 983 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Beros meditates on the light of Ogradhad wishing this is a funny joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_mkkk_ 193 Share Posted August 1, 2015 A delicately folded and polite letter is pinned to a small notice board, hopefully next to the labels of teachers. It reads "I do show interest in applying for such an experience here. . . the recent forms have slightly confused me of whether or not some of it was just a comedic joke. After speaking and touring with John Lartius I feel it could serve me use and maybe encourage socializing with prestigious scholars. . . or jokers." Signed: Ciri Riannon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drfate786 1639 Share Posted August 18, 2015 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green None of the above. 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No No, why in the world would why? 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No Erm, how about no. 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant c) I am jubilant None, they are all correct. 6. Complete the sentence, What Sentence? 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes b) No Demise? No, just no. 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork None 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) Yes b) No No 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No No Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixxiiz 0 Share Posted August 19, 2015 A black raven would arrive with something attached to it's leg. It would be a white peace of paper. There is a place which I'd like to find, Where I could move anything using my mind, A simple wood elf - Elidyr, I am, That lived for hundreds of years in a dam, I seek for new things to learn, And I want my life to make a final turn... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 832 Author Share Posted July 14, 2016 7th of Malin’s Welcome, 1568 The Wizards Guild would like to formally recognize its resurgence to activity with the first ever issue of the Wizard Quarterly Magazine which will be released semi-annually or whenever… Through this periodical we hope to acquaint the magical community of Vailor and future realms on the major supernatural occurrences, as well as the daily dealings of the Guild itself. Congratulations Retlin Orman! Retlin Orman, Senior Wrangler of the Wizards Guild and Lecturer at the WIZ University has recently received his Masters of Magianism in Conjuration. His diploma has been publicly released for the general populace to motivate other burgeoning young scholars into enrolling at the WIZ University in hopes of one day receiving this fine, not useless, piece of paper. Spoiler On that note the WIZ University is presently located within the city of Felsen on 3 Gainford Road. The Guild’s new and expansive facilities hope to attract all number of bohemian intellectuals and reactionary academics alike. New Classes at the WIZ and Professor Jobs Available The Board of Administration has decided it best to begin focusing energy on the much neglected Wizard Institution of Zapping which that Guild has been funding since its establishment on the continent of Anthos. Thusly, the Guild would like to extend a request for Professors who are experts in the following fields to come forward teach at the esteemed WIZ University. Dr. Ibar Elsiol Voted Sexiest Elf Alive! It’s in! A based on an extremely thorough survey involving catatonic parrots and an aloof student, Ibar Elsiol has been found to be the sexiest elf alive! Our very own Provost! We went to interview the hunk of a mali but he was passed out in his study so we wrote something we thought he would say: “Don’t talk to me…” -Dr. Ibar Elsiol, Wiz.D. Riveting. An amateur drawing to the likeness of Dr. Ibar Elsiol New Classes at the WIZ and Professor Jobs Available The Board of Administration has decided it best to begin focusing energy on the much neglected Wizard Institution of Zapping which that Guild has been funding since its establishment on the continent of Anthos. Thusly, the Guild would like to extend a request for Professors who are experts in the following fields to come forward teach at the esteemed WIZ University. Eldritch Lacemaking Arcanism Elemental Evocations Implied Anthropics Arcane Metallurgy and Engineering Alchemy Theurgy and Theology Logic Dust, Miscellaneous Particles, and Filaments Send an inquiry to the Guild hall for further information. New Department The writers at Wizard Quarterly have the privilege of announcing an all new Department of the Wizards Guild. A quote from a member of the Board of Administration suggests the Departments has long been needed. How the Guild managed to survive for so long without such a necessary task force is astounding. The Department will be known as Department of Future Operations Classifications Under Study (F.O.C.U.S.). The job of this distinct Department is to make new acronyms. That concludes today’s Wizard Quarterly, not much to talk about. If you would like to write a story for the Wizard Quarterly place an ad within the next issue place an inquiry by the Guild Hall on 3 Gainford Road, Felsen. Have a good today and a better tomorrow! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeHaze. 2483 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Cecil makes strange gestures! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reznc 7 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Are you useless? Will no one miss you if you die? Then the Wizards’ Guild Test Subject Program is for you! Below you will find a series of questions for the application process to becoming a crucial part in progress, research, and industry. Upon successfully completing your time as a Wizards’ Guild test subject you will be rewarded 1,000 minas for your contributions. 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green c) Champagne Pink 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No j) I would like to be 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant c) I am jubilant d) all are correct 6. Complete the sentence, . 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes b) No a) Yes 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork d) Dessert Fork 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) Yes b) No b) No 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Tomacca Burrows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TillTheLast 10 Share Posted July 19, 2016 *A 5'3 orange haired Mali'ame reads this over. "... Hmm, pretty sure the aurowind enclave would be a far safer and smarter and reliable decision then... then a 'university' in Felsen of all places." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinn 2134 Share Posted November 1, 2016 This current Guild has been deemed inactive and has hereby been moved. If you wish to appeal this decision you must present evidence to myself proving the guild is still active. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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