The Petition Of Change

[xSPULLERx 240]

Petition of Change

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You confront one of many activist holding a few documents with them.  He calls you over and you are curious on what he requests.  

 

Meh bruddeh, I show yeh a blueprint lost during t'e construction uv t'e citeh.  It tuuk maneh weeks fer er ancestors tu mend t'e stuune and cloimb t'e hoight uv a great structure.  'Oweveh, weh 'ave reason tu believe t'e structure collapsed and was lost boi t'e riveh.  T'ough weh 'ave found t'e blue prints uv t'is great toweh t'at our ancestor wanted fer t'e vast citeh.  Grundyr, t'e 'ead uv t'is operation, wishes tu show t'e keng t'e support fer t'e construction uv t'is great toweh as it is essential fer t'e beauty uv our historeh and our kin.  Please, would yeh beh a gran bruddeh and soign yeh name.

 

You are given a feather with ink already on the end.  You hold the power, what will you do with it?

 

Your Name:

 

[xSPULLERx 240]

Grundyr Starbreaker

[EPICBEAST6209 130]

Yeulf Starbreaker

[Grunmin 39]

Too much wood for any honourable Starbreaker to approve of, but since my kin wishes for it then I shall support it.

 

Signed, Grunmin Starbreaker.

[Kahzo1 218]

nah we g

[ETRoto 22]

As Swinehart walks through the city and notices the petition, he wonders whether this massive tower would benefit the dwarves... especially the Starbreakers as cave dwarves... 

 

"Hmph. I dun' care I s'pose... Might as 'ell sign 't!"

 

And thus Swinehart signs the petition heartily and returns to making more mushroom stew for da' clan.

 

 

SWINEHART STARBREAKER

[Areon 947]

KETHLA fockinSTARBREAKER

[Serf 647]

-Thoak shakes his head in disgust of such a tower being built-

"NAE! Tis is nae somethin' t'at shoold be loomin' over us while we continue 'ur days in tis place ye call a 'city'. From wot ot'ers describe 'o tae city is a dark an' dreary place wit' tae poor choice 'o usin' spruce wood upon gray stone, an' tis does nae 'elp. I also like tae state t'at tae undergroond an' tae moontains are 'ur 'ome. Nae tae sky. Tis tower from wot ot'ers describe tae me is 'uge an' almost pierces tae sky as  if we 'ur some kind 'o pig 'umans, 'ur 'Igh Elves buildin' t'ese overly sized buildin's fer nae purpose."

 

Grand Merchant Thoak Goldhand:  DOES NOT APPROVE

[Lima 774]

"Are yew' 'ah bloodeh' 'igh elf ye' clutz ye' wantte' build 'ah towah tha' looms ovah laik 'ah gian' n' terrible lookin' object."

"More importantleh! Whats te' towah fur'?! 'oo's livin' in 'et?!"
 

[Cronatus 0]

Thogan

[Fimlin 1997]

Fimlin spits out his ale in surprise and disgust "WOT DIS IS AH TERRIBLE AHDEA! PUT I' SUMW'ERE ELSE!"

 

((yes I just used the forbidden font: Comic Sans.))

[Knighty 18]

Kailon looks at the petition document and takes it home. He then proceeds to use it as a make-do napkin, wondering why some dwarves want to spend resources on a giant stone pillar, that will eventually be used as Catapult Target Practice...

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

no -bael tunnelsmasher

[Bobby123 115]

*Sharr turns to Odin nodding towards the tower*

"Dat luks like one of dem th'ngs ye put do'n ye bog t' clean de s*** of de side"

*Sharr makes a confused face, he add's*

"Do ye think dat dem Starbreakers bin sniffin' glue like de Elger again?"

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

"To elaborate; do we really need to make an already ugly city worse?

 

Or is this particular piece of phallic imagery being requested to compensate for your own lack of manhood?"