The Chronicles Of Paul

[Ser Paul Ryan 1139]

Throughout the realm of Athera, a weary traveler happens upon a fluttering page. Looking down, he reads the hopelessly childish handwriting of what appears to be a journal...

 

 

The Chronicles of Paul

 

 

CHAPTER ONE: The Ryan, The Orcs and the Teutons

 

 

Dear Diary Journal,

 

Today was a fantastic day! I rvsed an innocent Horen of a beautiful gold nugget, punched an orc in the jaw three times, and threw hot liquids in the face of a sariant! It reminded me of my trip with Ser Nicholas the Old to that Hansetian brothel. The orcs spoke a lot, but we mostly just hit each other over and over again, before eating food and inhaling strange substances.I had a very nice time! The Teutons were not so nice, so I was forced to make a hasty, boil-induced escape. The stew didn't do much to stop them from punching me in the nose, but I think they will be nicer next time. I hope the strange Horen man does not check his coin purse. I will have to talk to you later journal my friend, it is nap time for paul.

 

- Signed in this year of our creator, 1469,

 

Ser Paul Ryan 

 

*Below, crudely drawn pictures reflect the above words*

 

 

[Haribo 385]

#PaulRyan4President2014

[Norman 492]

"ayyyyyy lmao"

[Samson Option 9652]

Quarantine the area and put it under a #noflexzone

[DelaneyG 1279]

Ser Thomas the Bold grumbles as Ser Ryan gets his name wrong again.

[Glyc 234]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.