The Pumpkin Gathering

[Mephistophelian 977]

 

They have been watching...

They have been waiting...

And now...

They are here...

Gathered in the Cloud Temple, a group of rogue pumpkin sages prepare for the all out war.

If one were to listen closely, they would hear whispers;

 

"One of us...One of us...One of us...One of us..."

 

Let the retribution begin!

If you didn't realise this was a joke, I'm sorry for you :3

[Heff 2460]

This is no joke, this is the spread of Pumpkinism. If u joke about it ur not a true pumpkinist.

-halflings, who started the pumpkin lord worship

[Aedan The Bard 350]

Pumpkiness giggles at the sight of more followers of the pumpkin. She folds her arms, sighing in satisfaction as the dark purple flames in her pumpkin's eye sockets flicker calmly.
 

This is no joke, this is the spread of Pumpkinism. If u joke about it ur not a true pumpkinist.

-halflings, who started the pumpkin lord worship

Pumpkin lord worship, yes, but the original Pumpkin Religion was started in Aegis, in Laurelin, after the Pumpkin War-Rebellion; with Pumpkineer and Pumpkiness as the worshiped beings, a mad elf as the Pumpkin Prophet, Rigrud as the Pumpkin King, Aedan as the Pumpkin Lord, and an army of goblins, elves and random humans as the followers.
 

[Heff 2460]

*proceeds to make a debate topic to be posted later

#punpkinlord>pumpkiness/er

[Kaiser 2347]

Pumpkiness giggles at the sight of more followers of the pumpkin. She folds her arms, sighing in satisfaction as the dark purple flames in her pumpkin's eye sockets flicker calmly.

 

Pumpkin lord worship, yes, but the original Pumpkin Religion was started in Aegis, in Laurelin, after the Pumpkin War-Rebellion; with Pumpkineer and Pumpkiness as the worshiped beings, a mad elf as the Pumpkin Prophet, Rigrud as the Pumpkin King, Aedan as the Pumpkin Lord, and an army of goblins, elves and random humans as the followers.

 

 

Benney

 

Richard mumbles "Heresy and lies"

 

[Wretched 2075]

[Cooonie 55]

Pumpkin Priest Uradriethiel was sick during the time of the event, and slowly goes to a corner to cry, leaving a small trail of urine behind him.

[AGP 3169]

"One of us."

[TavernLich 324]

Shudders in fear, "NOOO!!!! Not another one! And I thought the Black Scythe were scary!!"

[Heff 2460]

the hairy-ticks will perish underneath our boot    barefoot

[Mephistophelian 977]

The pumkinator roams the land, glowing red eyes shining with an electric glow.

"Ahll be back" it mutters to itself "Asta la pumpkin, baby"

The whispering continues, but now has additional cries of "Necromancers, DreadKnights and Shades beware! We shall find you and devour you!"

[Muse of Heart 16]

Hail the Pumpkin Gods!

(I started a pumpkinism religion before I joined lotc. I wanna join this one)

[Heff 2460]

Ya'll dont have The Pumpkin Lord

 

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/116948-the-pumpkin-lord-calls-the-holy-land-beckons/

 

 

only halflings are the true pumpkinists

[Heff 2460]

>Be The Pumpkin Druid

>Have Tea with Knox & Sprat

>Enter Athera

>Have Tea with Sprat at the same exact spot weeks before the halflings even find it.

>Have Tea with Knox again at your house.

>Die Happy

> die a wanabee pumpkinist

[Heff 2460]

>Can at least stand eye to eye Pumpkin to Pumpkin with Knox

 

>has been given gifts by knox, can call knox at will to help him using "Follower of Knox" power