Krug Kringle

[๖ۣۜ§osa (E.G.I.E.) 520]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw3ifJOWEbI

 

 

 

Legend has it, that throughout the snowy and happy season of giving, there are a generous few that give. One of those few, is Saint Krug Kringle. As foretold, Krug Kringle is a rather jolly, happy Orc that gives gifts to all of the honorable people within all of the races of Athera. But in order to receive his bub'hosh gifts from the heart, you must be honorable, and kind, nothing like an Olog's behind.

If you're honorable this time of year, Krug Kringle will leave you something nice. Maybe some sugar, or a valuable spice.
If you're dishonorable this time of year, Krug Kringle will leave you something bad. Maybe some snaga-mined coal, or even sh*t in a bag.

 

Some say if you listen closely at night, you can hear Krug Kringle cheering with might.
 

"Huw, huw, huw!"

 

The honorable Orc laughs, something cheery, something with very little wrath.

 

Send him a letter, something amazing, nothing better. Something with a cheer, that he will read so dear. As the time comes near, if you've been honorable like a rabbits ear, he'll give you something grand like an Elf tied to a wooden stand.

 

So send him some letters, one by one, he'll read them all. Fun, fun, fun.

He will watch you all, causing you little dismay, hopefully you've been honorable, giving all a good day. Saint Krug Kringle will decide whether you deserve the gifts he has made, so why don't you go out and enjoy a good raid? Just remember, to stay honorable and true, as Krug Kringle is always watching you...

 

 

"Hew, hew, hew, agh tu ahll a hozh-mewn!"

 

[SpiltMemes 368]

((Epic, you have not failed to amuse me.))

Allynial writes down a few things she wants this Konxmas. Keeping it on her for add-ons later on.

[Kaiser 2347]

 

((Epic, you have not failed to amuse me.))

Allynial writes down a few things she wants this Konxmas. Keeping it on her for add-ons later on.

 

 

>knoxmas

>Writing to krug

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[Heff 2460]

A swarm of angry halflings bundled in snow gear sprint around snatching Krugsmas letters and scribbling "To Father Knoxmas" on them.

[Huh 91]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.