Heff 2460 Share Posted January 4, 2015 *posters are spread about the village, stuffed in mailboxes and under cusions* It is by decleration of the Mayor and by the council of Richard Willowswamp and Bodo Hollowmead That the required worship of the Pumpkin Lord is hereby revoked, and halflings are thus allowed to followed either the Pumpkin Lord or any other deity they choose, but are reminded not to go about beating others for their religion. Iblees, Greenskin, Bigg'un, and Pointy Ear religions are all still banished. The reasoning behind this is that it was shockingly discovered with deep research that Knox is not a halfling on stilts indeed, he wears shoes and is tall. He is a bigg'un, not a halfling. His followings has also spread beyond the reach of our folk, and we are not the bigg'uns. We may have been the start of Knox's following, but we never meant for it to become the subject of jokes in a elven tavern where many boasted of their "Knoxism". Or where bigg'uns would move about proclaiming their Pumpkin Lord, when indeed they had never worked in the hills that grew pumpkins a day in their life. P.S Please don't kill us Knox. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawd 222 Share Posted January 4, 2015 "BAH! Heathens!" The High Priest spits. "Liberal 'Alflings are taking over our government! Well I'll tell yer, they'll regret it! The Pum'kin Lord don't look kindly on hairy-ticks!" He takes another sip of his ale, now actually reading the rest of the poster. "This should've been taken up wit' me. Fumble's gone an' done it now, he has. Dirty lib'rals." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser 2347 Share Posted January 4, 2015 "BAH! Heathens!" The High Priest spits. "Liberal 'Alflings are taking over our government! Well I'll tell yer, they'll regret it! The Pum'kin Lord don't look kindly on hairy-ticks!" He takes another sip of his ale, now actually reading the rest of the poster. "This should've been taken up wit' me. Fumble's gone an' done it now, he has. Dirty lib'rals." "HE FOLLOWS A POINTY EAR! IMPROPER!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wretched 2075 Share Posted January 4, 2015 The pumpkin lord weeps. The pumpkin lord is unforgiving. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawd 222 Share Posted January 4, 2015 The pumpkin lord weeps.The pumpkin lord is unforgiving.High Priest Mardo prepares the ancient sacrificial pumpkin rituals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim 1328 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Hannah prays to the Triumvirate inside the Cloud Temple and is none the wiser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeHaze. 2524 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Rolo flails Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Author Share Posted January 5, 2015 utter bedlam Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Popo praises the Aspects! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
White_Moose 59 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Petrus sneaks up behind Fumble and whacks him with a stick, "Tha's fer lockin' me up long ago and callin' me a hairy-tick because o' me beliefs!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero 4092 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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