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Angbad hits the Doms over the head with sticks. "Oi nub tayken zidez we ave bettah things to do"

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Angbad hits the Doms over the head with sticks. "Oi nub tayken zidez we ave bettah things to do"

Shreck'Dom grunts as he is bonked over the head with a large stick, saying, "Wi kannub leht duh albai kuhntz zlaughtur ork aftur ork..."

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Kron'Undi quickly grabs some quills, parchment and ink.

"Eye'll beh redeh teh wroite deuwn ev'rehtheng!" 

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"Let's finish tha job dis toime. Legaloize 'igh elven slave trafficking', n' benefit off dese miserable creatures. Put dem tae' good use!"

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Sitting just outside the smithy, Orsino leans forward remembering his walks through the Mali'ame city "If the Mali'ame leaders were any good at their job, those five fights between citizens and guards wouldn't break out every half an hour. Worse still citizens who assault guards are just let off without any fine or imprisonment. A Mali'ame would state their Republic is a Nation of Laws, from someone who has walked in their city I'd call it a Nation of Whores, ready to sell themselves out and not leave the matters of the Mali in the hands of the Mali but call their Genocidal allies the Dwarves who would seek Dominion of all the World so they could 'Police' it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

 

Fili raises his greatsword, and dons his armor, perparing for a battle.

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Agnar Ireheart cheers slamming his sword and axe together

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John Hunyadi laughs at the dwarves remarks, watching the short folk waddle away towards the false elven city of the Wood Elves. "Fools, they believe that they are the guardians of the world, but in reality they are only making it more chaotic by supporting the wood elves. Do they not see that the only way for their to be peace in their race is if it is united? Or is that their goal, to merely keep the elven folk out of action by dividing them?"

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"Maybe if the dwarves actualy knew what honour is and not build fort indagolaf again and hide behind 1000 traps. Regardless warclaims are known, if the attacking force occupies the surface layer/the city, they win. Underground forts will only make you lose."

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Sitting just outside the smithy, Orsino leans forward remembering his walks through the Mali'ame city "If the Mali'ame leaders were any good at their job, those five fights between citizens and guards wouldn't break out every half an hour. Worse still citizens who assault guards are just let off without any fine or imprisonment. A Mali'ame would state their Republic is a Nation of Laws, from someone who has walked in their city I'd call it a Nation of Whores, ready to sell themselves out and not leave the matters of the Mali in the hands of the Mali but call their Genocidal allies the Dwarves who would seek Dominion of all the World so they could 'Police' it."

Duvaindir reclined against a seat in the inn in el'cihi, his neck wrinkling from his violent cringing. His face looked terribly uncomfortable as he looked over to Orsino, gasping for breathe and exclaiming:

"Stop! Stay with your hammers and tongs Ullran! You are embarrassing us other decent, courteous, and intelligent 'aheral. We are attacking Leyulin flagrantly, we are the aggressors and do not try and twist the narrative. Why are we bullshitting ourselves? This is poor for the mental health of the state's citizenry. Stop lying and stop trying to one up someone miles away. I am actually begging you because you all are giving us decent individuals a poor name with your mewling. Bandying words over miles has no use, you should be more practical as a damn blacksmith. Try actually understanding maehr'sae hiylun'ehya and return away from trying to banter with others."

 

For f*ck's sake, most of you all need to really try your hand at basketball or something? All of this obnoxiously erroneous behavior is actually cringe-worthy. We always joke about how we wouldnt tell our friends we roleplay, but this is truly embarrassing. I wrap it before tapping it so I don't have to chide lads but this needs to quit. Both sides, shut the f*ck up and just fight and improve the manner you all carry yourselves.

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Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

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