A Faulty Candidate - Hodir Doomforge

[Vekrus 396]

Akvar Ireheart spreads posters all throughout the Dwarven lands.

 

"Mah fellow dwed, ye 'ave been blinded by false promises. 'Odir Doomforge, dis so called savior 'as just showed up out ov' now'ere tu all ov' a sudden claim 'e can save us all. Wot' koind 'onor bound dwed are weh? 'E 'as no idea wot we 'ave gone t'rough ova' t'e past weeks an' mont's. 'E was neva' around tu 'elp or provide 'is self-proclaimed abiliteh tu fix all our issues in t'e past. W'o are weh tu believe 'im now wit'out even knowing 'im!? Ah still tu dis day 'ave neva' even been introduced tu 'im except fer w'en we walked in on a Lord's meetin' and read a letter from Dormin. Ye all say ye 'e would beh a gud King but on wot grounds? 'Alf ov' ye 'ave neva' even talked wit' 'im. Ye all ride around on 'is little hype cart, but know not'in' about t'e dwed 'e actualleh is. Not t'e mention 'e is not even ov' pure Dwarven blood being 'e is a Doomforge, which is a requirement ov' all candidates fer Grand King. Ah ask ye tu realleh take a look at wot yer doin' and wot magical image ye 'ave come up wit' from t'e claims ye 'ave 'eard about 'im. Fut'ermore, ah call fer a Lord's meetin' tu discuss the validity ov' dis candidate under t'e Articles ov' Urguan. Vote fer a fellow dwed ye know will give it 'is all and foight fer ye until 'is final breath. Vote fer t'e true Grand King ov' Urguan, one t'at is pure in blood and mind. Vote fer yer Lord Protector as ah 'ave seen yer troubles an' know t'e issues weh must address. T'e choice is yers Urguan."

 

Regards,

Lord Protector Akvar Ireheart

[Grouchy 64]

"Feck 'im." 

[L0rdLawyer 2272]

Dunrid looks at Akvar. "'e may 'ave no claims to da nation, but 'e be a dwarf. Da true king mus' rise, not be voted in."

[Hobolympic 1093]

"Oi am readeh tu give tha Doomforge eh chance. Misunderstand me nae', Akvar Ire'eart, fer tu meh yeh are eh wortheh candidate, but recent reckless be'aviour on yer part 'as left me conflicted. In truth, it may've been tha foinal straw which cost us tha' peace wit' Oren.

 

Besoides, tha Doomforge 'ave proven tu be loyal brothers in dis toime ov stroife, new blood is needed tu keep tha body t'at is Urguan up n' aloive, n' Oi believe Hodir will be successful in this endeavor. Per'aps we stand before eh new Golden Age?"

[ThumperJack 927]

Demagol looks up from a pile of papers as a young beardling brings him a letter. Demagol thanks the lad, handing him a few coins, and the boy runs off. Demagol chuckles as he reads "So, some dwedmar 'ave gone so low tu' start throwin' propaganda like t'e elgur? Wot ah shame."

[JVQ 1719]

"Focus on your own running rather than aiming shots at your competition yeh petty little shite!" Says Timothy to his Brother. "If I recall correctly you fought for the undead!"

[Vekrus 396]

Akvar nods to Dunrid. "Alt'ough dat beh true weh must follow t'e law an' not lose sight ov' t'e t'ings dat 'old dis Kingdom toget'er t its most basic level."

 

Then looking to Balek he sighs and shakes his head. "Ah respct ye Balek more t'en most but ah am a bit confused at a few t'ings ye said. Wot is it ah 'ave done dat destroyed all abiliteh tu make peace wit Oren? An' as fer 'Odir and all t'ese great t'ings 'e is supposed tu do...'ave ye even spoken wit 'im in person? Nae ah don' believe ye 'ave and frankleh ah t'ink maneh are hallucinatin' about w'o dis dwed actualleh is. Call meh power 'ungry, call meh a fool, call mh unfit t'e rule, but ah know roight now and otha's agree dat dis is not roight an' past leaders would beh ashamed weh stood fer dis."

 

Gives Timothy the middle finger. "Ye left t'e Gran' Kingdom ye filtheh rat, so shut yer mout' an' stop disgracin' our Clan. An' wot are ye talkin' 'bout meh foighten fer t'e Undead? Stop makin' up stories."

[AIHuman 81]

"Teh circle jerk beh strong wit' t'ese 'uns."

[Vekrus 396]

"Oi, Verthaik, instead ov' ye just tossin' salt on evereh matter ye walk by 'ow 'bout ye do somet'in tu 'elp solve t'e issues at 'and. Ah t'ink dat would beh a better policeh fer ya and fer t'e love ov' Urguan stop usin' dat p'rase!"

[ThumperJack 927]

Demagol leaves his hall, walking through and says to Akvar "Oi, ye lad w'os spoutin' nonsense. T'ink fer ah second 'ere, woul' Urguan see it fit fer 'is children tu' be lyin' an decievin' each otheh? Nae. Woul' Dungrimm 'imself like tu' watch as ye pu' up postehs meant tu' 'umiliate yer kin? Nae. Aye, ah sai' it. Us Doomforge are yer bloody kin. Straigh' frum blood. T'e dwedmar may 'ave been cursed wit' greed, bu' t'at greed was fer jewels of t'e deep, nae political poweh. Keep t'e elections an' evereh'un 'ere's minds clean."

[chaotikal 2392]

"ye only want powah, huh?"

[Vekrus 396]

Akvar turns to Demagol having never seen him before but respecting what he has to say none the less.

 

"Ah don' believe un' word ah 'ave said is 'nonsense' in dis election. Dat said ah agree wit ye completeleh dat dere s'ould beh no deceivin'. Which is why t'e otha' Lords should 'ave neva' banished t'e Grandaxes from Kal'Karaad an' which is why t'e should 'ave neva went against t'e Laws ov' Urguan in the middle ov' t'e election, but alas mah voice was drowned out. Ah can onleh express dis so much an' dat is ah do not 'old anyt'in against ye Doomforge as mah kin an' dwed ov' Urguan. But t'e fact remains dat ye are not full blood, true in 'eritage, dwedmar. Yer blood loine 'as been mixed and t'erefore leaves ye unable, according tu t'e Articles, unable tu 'old t'e position ov' Gran' King, period. Ah 'old nae 'atred fer ye, ah onleh seek tu not break aneh laws in dis election."

[JVQ 1719]

Gives Timothy the middle finger. "Ye left t'e Gran' Kingdom ye filtheh rat, so shut yer mout' an' stop disgracin' our Clan. An' wot are ye talkin' 'bout meh foighten fer t'e Undead? Stop makin' up stories.""

 

"I left the King, Zahrer was a worm, I supported you until you insulted me. Don't be so disrespectful we are brothers. You fought with Iblees in Aesterwaldia. 

 

I not once have killed A Dwed, harmed or disrespected one. I have merely been blacksmithing in Petrus solitarily. I care little for conquest so as such I left Zahrer (A warmonger)."

[AIHuman 81]

 

"Oi, Verthaik, instead ov' ye just tossin' salt on evereh matter ye walk by 'ow 'bout ye do somet'in tu 'elp solve t'e issues at 'and. Ah t'ink dat would beh a better policeh fer ya and fer t'e love ov' Urguan stop usin' dat p'rase!"

 

"Ah woul' if yeh wanted teh actualleh change. Evereh'un o' yeh act loike t'ats w'ot yeh wan' an' fer teh kingdom teh beh betteh, bu' t'ats nay w'ot 'appens 'er w'ot yeh tryin' fer. Ah tried fer yers teh betteh teh kingdom, bu' ah w'os met with stiff resistance by teh corrupt lords an' teh weak king w'o allowed teh T'anes teh walk oveh 'im. Ah offered my services to teh kingdom, bu' t'en ah gave up afteh i' abandoned meh an' i's people. Countless attempts teh remove meh from poweh an' teh arres' meh jus' fer teh gree' o' othehs. Ah w'os 'un o' few w'o actualleh wanted change an' w'os readeh teh act fer i', but all othehs loike moinded were craven an' useless teh meh fer i'. Ah realoized i's ah los' cause an' nay wortheh workin' fer since it'll neveh change. Yeh all hoide roight back inter yer shells soon as ah little bit o' change begins teh 'appen. So dun' talk teh meh 'bout fixin' t'ings. Ah alreadeh tried an' yeh dunnae wan' meh 'elp."

 

"An' 'bout teh phrase. I's w'ot yeh ar' an' t'ere nay 'oidin' i'. Yeh all ar' angreh fer people usin' i' cause yeh know i's w'ot yeh ar' an' yeh dunnae wan' teh admit i'. Instead of tryin' teh stop people from usin' i', 'ow 'bout fixin' yer image so people stop callin' i'. Until t'en, yer all ah fawkin' circle jerk."

[Vekrus 396]

Looks to Timothy once more. "T'e onleh reason ah would eva' insult y'e is if ye insulted meh first, or did somet'in to earn t'e insult an' ye did dat w'en ye fought alongsoide t'e Akovians. An' sorreh ah 'ave nae recollection ov' foighten wit' t'e Undead."

 

[i was a cultist on Krav Grandaxe not Akvar. I think is was like one time, when I hadn't figured out my cultists name yet that I fought with the name Akvar, but it was not that character.]

 

Sighs at he nods to Verthaik. "Ah know ye did but ye can nae lose 'ope dat easileh. An' even t'ough ye don' t'ink we will do any'ting tu change ye first need tu give us a chance. Dere are still capable and gud dwed out dere loike yerself who 'ave t'e same mentaliteh. Evereh toime ah 'ad a different opinion on t'e mattah ah was out voted."