[ Song Parody ] Haelun'or Vs Leyulin War

[Sky 0]

I'd like to start out that this is all in good fun and in no way stabbing at either side, just was bored during my last hours of work this morning and whilst watching the movie, it got stuck in my head! Also Tiuth volunteered, I swear it!

 

 

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Green - Artimec

 

Blue - Tiuth

 

Orange - Chorus

 

Yellow - All three

 

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Thus saith elsohaer:

Since you refuse to hand the traitor

All through the land of Mali

 

I send a pestilence and plague

Into your house, into your bed

Into your streams, into your streets

Into your drink, into your bread

Upon your cattle, on your sheep

Upon your oxen in your field

Into your dreams, into your sleep

Until you break, until you yield

I send the swarm, I send the horde

Thus saith elsohaer

 

Once I called you a bother

Once I thought the chance

to slit your throat

Was all I ever wanted...

 

I send the thunder from the sky

I send the fire raining down

 

And even now I wish elsohaer

gave me another.

Serving as your foe on his behalf

Is the best thing that I wanted...

 

I send a hail of burning ice

On every field, on every town

 

This is my home

All this pain and devastation

How it pleasures me inside

All the innocent who suffer

From your stubbornnes and pride...

 

I send the locusts on a wind

Such as the world has never seen

On every leaf, on every stalk

Until there's nothing left of green

I send my scourge, I send my sword

Thus saith elsohaer

 

You who is below me

Why must you reject another treaty?

 

I send my scourge, I send my sword

 

Let the traitor go

 

Thus saith elsohaer

 

Thus saith elsohaer

 

You who I looked down on.

How could you of come to hate me so?

Is war what you wanted?

 

I send the swarm, I send the horde...

 

Then let my head be hollowed

And never mind how high the cost will grow

This will still be so:

I will never let the traitor go...

 

Thus saith elsohaer

 

Thus saith elsohaer

 

I will not...

 

Let the... Traitor go!

[Rig 17591]

+1

 

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

-casually adds Pharoah Arteses to the list of comedic dictator names for himself alongside Mao zhe Camoryn and Kim Jong Art-

[OhDeerLord 673]

((+1000, I love this movie, and was giggling along to the entire song.))

[Knox213 10]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.