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        Rex Shreck'Dom sighs as he stands before a crowd of his brethren, clearly agitated, "Bruddas, Rusk'Dom iz nub ah liburaytur, hi am nub'hozh. Hi trik'd mi ihntu gehtun hihm Rexdom agh dehn rule'd wid tyranneh agh wrahth bifur leevun ihn duh middul ub duh nite liek ah kowurd," he shakes his head disdainfully, "Skah dat kuhnt, bruddas," Shreck says, warmth absent in his tone. "Mi am nub innozent tuu. Mi halp'd hihm geht powa ihn ah zkummeh wey, agh fur dat mi am nub fiht fur Rex fur mi hab nub honur. Mi wihl regayn latz rezpekt az ah gruhnt, unlezz duh fewchur Rex grukz othurwyze. Enyweyz, der wihl bi ah klomp ihn ash kaktuz dey! Mi hab blah'd wid latz, duh pepul agh duh gahk mozt populur kanidaytez whu ar wurthi fur diz titul ar Buubztik'Lur, Shar'Ku'Gorkil agh Zogrocka'Rax. Et wihl bi ah gahk frii fur awl, duh ash whu wulkz ouht vikturiouz shahl bi naymed Rex. Mi hupe tu peep latz der," he announces, abruptly swiveling around and strolling off with a certain swampy swagger as the controversial chatter  of the crowd grows volume and intensity.

 

(( Burkester quit due to OOC reasons.(and he just got banned) As I don't have the time nor patience to rule over a nation that hates me in character there will be an event tomorrow, a three way klomp at 3 P.M. est between Buubztik, Shar'Ku and Zogrocka at the klomping pit. Winner is the new Rex, hope to see you there c:))

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Fizldank nods as Shreck speaks, looking slightly confused as he declares himself a grunt. 

"Duhz diz meyn mi ahm zhief ub Dom nao?"

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"Dom iz nub lungur ah cheef klan, brudda," he says to Fizldank.

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(( I don't hate you <3))

 

Grok'Dom mutters

"Mi dink krug willz dis tu be gud klomp"

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((i hate you))
Krago beats his chest

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((i hate you))

Krago beats his chest

((ur memez ar nub'hozh m8

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*Yagak cheers for Shar'ku. "Urik beytah cum tu waytchz eit."

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Grogmar attends to Rex klomp in order to defeat all the weaklings and claim his rightful title as ogre king!!!!!

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Grogmar attends to Rex klomp in order to defeat all the weaklings and claim his rightful title as ogre king!!!!!

 

[Need 2 stop u there, tht title is reserved for wolfkite]

 

 

            Zogrocka'Rax would beat his chest wildly, groups of Orcs surrounding him as they all take turns to klomp him.

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UgKop farts and watches the proceedings. 

 

 

pok watches in spirit realm, shaking his head thinking all these orcs should've died already like him so younger guys could try to lead.

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*Yagak nods, feeling the Ugluck's disapproval. Especially since one of them already died.

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UgKop farts and watches the proceedings. 

 

 

pok watches in spirit realm, shaking his head thinking all these orcs should've died already like him so younger guys could try to lead.

Craotor'Lur simply says " Stop crying Pok"

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