=[Duren Hammerfist's Speech]=

[Pancakehz 2279]

Duren would clear his throat as he prepared to speak to the dwarves of Urguan

"Dwarves of Urguan, my kin, I stand before you today speaking to you as not only a candidate in the election, but as a fellow dwarf. I have been asked many times why I wish to run for Grand King.

He stops for a moment, gazing out over the faces in the crowd

"This crowd is the reason. I run not for my own sake, but for the dwarves of Urguan. Everyday a new threat faces our beloved kingdom, and we cannot stand idly by as it threatens it. Our city lies defenseless, our farmlands unused, our troops lack any payment for their feats of bravery upon the battlefield and in the defense of this city. There was once a time when our enemies feared us. We protected the land. With me as Grand King, you and I have the courage to say to our enemies, 'There is a price we will not pay. There is a point beyond which they must not advance'. The destiny of all dwedmar is not measured by name or age, but by the strength of the citizens. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn that we must rise to the occasion. There's something going on in time and space, and beyond time and space, which, whether we like it or not, spells duty."

Duren would stop to clear his throat once more...

"The Brathmordakin will be witness to this, given the opportunity I will strengthen our kingdom and its economical standings within Vailor. We will be able to pay our troops what they deserve, we will institute lasting change within Urguan, and we will make Urguan return to its former glory. Many of you have served loyally in the legion. So have I. I fought for the defense of Urguan on the battlefield. Now I intend to fight for Urguan throughout the land as leader of this great nation. Make the right decision here today brothers. Our nation may very well depend on it. My fellow dwarves I turn to you. Will you follow me? Will you follow a strong urguan? A nation that lives in fear of no one! Or will you let the dwarves fall into the cracks and fissures of Vailor?"

 

 

[Zhulik 3559]

"Feckin' beardling, go back to the snelves you twittly little shite."

Says Bolgraff.


 

[Taketheshot 3834]

"Beardling??? He is one of teh most experienced dwarves!"

shouts Bagruff in response to Bolgraff  

[Skippy 2466]

"Feckin' beardling, go back to the snelves you twittly little shite."

Says Bolgraff.


 

"Who are you?"

Says the Ghost of Skippy

[Zhulik 3559]

"Feckin' beardling, go back to the snelves you twittly little shite."

Says Bolgraff.


 

"Who are you?"

Says the Ghost of Skippy

"Thar livin' slack master, here tay' pull the wool over yer own eyes so that we can live a live o' prosperiteh."
Replies Bolgraff to the spooky ghosty.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

"Beardling would be the correct term, I never saw this dorf in Aegis, Asulon, Anthos or that other ****-hole we were in afterwards" says grumpy old dwarf

[Greener 687]

"Who da fawk es this?" Odin questions.

[Fimlin 1997]

"Ah'll nevah tolerate ah beardl'n King! nae 'gain!"

[Legoboy7984 3155]

Agnar chuckles a bit.

"Gud speec' but sounds likeh t'is lad has nu idea what 'e is doin' just sounds like 'e is gunna lead us intu the ground and stick our noices w'ere et shouldn't beh I sah Uldar 'as teh greatest sayin' fur theh nation, also this lad only was en theh legion, and i've neveh seen t'is dwarf lead or beh part uf deplomacy."

[James 425]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.