Kal'Urguan Guard Now recruiting!!!! ((New Thread))

[Flynn 31]

Did me not write big enough? ((And Goldbeard, I am not evil. Flynn is just a little screwed up in the head from being tortured for weeks. Btw playing Mom and Dad the other day was fun, until I lit myself on fire! ))

-Hissss....

[Broski 54]

(( alright, its kind of funny, but flynn at some headguard business ye gotta act normal, we want those things to go seriously.. ))

[Smith Runevill 5]

(( alright, its kind of funny, but flynn at some headguard business ye gotta act normal, we want those things to go seriously.. ))

Kinda funny, when I came up to him and said hail he replied with sssssss poopey! I almost pissed my self! (( )) But ye might want to tone down the insanity just a little,

[Smith Runevill 5]

May I build a farm for the guards, Aye I know ye ave the one for officers but can I make one for the regular guards so we can supliy ourselfs and other civilians whit food, I ave a place for it that's not in the way and a nice design for it to.

[Flynn 31]

May I build a farm for the guards, Aye I know ye ave the one for officers but can I make one for the regular guards so we can supliy ourselfs and other civilians whit food, I ave a place for it that's not in the way and a nice design for it to.

Aye okay. ((Broski- Flynn grows more distant from the world every day he wakes up and realizes his girlfriend is not in the bed besides him. His mind is on the verge of snapping, and he tries to keep himself occupied with these things))

[Admiral_Ackbarf 67]

May I build a farm for the guards, Aye I know ye ave the one for officers but can I make one for the regular guards so we can supliy ourselfs and other civilians whit food, I ave a place for it that's not in the way and a nice design for it to.

just smith please remove the glass and put torches, it grows the same.

[Smith Runevill 5]

Aye ok, just tought the field behind the HQ was a bit plain,

:Edit: we should make guards sleeping quarters there:

[Flynn 31]

Thee guard sleepin' quarters be thee broom closet! Har Har! We already have a smalls barracks. Thee farm be gud though, keep up thee guds work! *Goes back to playing with his little traps*

[Smith Runevill 5]

Thanks Flynn,

((* Hands Officer Flynn A Map With Directions *

rcpsych.ac.uk/mentalhealthinfoforall.aspx

:D))

[Flynn 31]

Thanks Flynn,

((* Hands Officer Flynn A Map With Directions *

rcpsych.ac.uk/mentalhealthinfoforall.aspx

:D))

((*Flynn tears up the map and eats it, and then curls up into a little cute ball in his Dwarf hole and falls asleep.* ))

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

I feel like writing a book (How to fight like a Man, not a Noob), but I have nothing to write it with.((Can I have a book?))

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

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[Flynn 31]

There be papyrus growin' all by thee city. By thee way- Great job today fellas! We showed that Cassandra sod who be boss! Shes did not even reach thee inner city! Keep up thee gud work! *Curls up into a ball and munches on a cookie.*

[Bob_Stonefoot 5]

Aye it was a great fight today, although she was tearing through our gates like paper, we still succeeded

[Admiral_Ackbarf 67]

We be the MLG gamers while pwning those NOOBS FTW style!!!!!

*Goldbeard really hates the word noob...