Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (Comes with epic narration https://soundcloud.com/leonardo-manhani-alves/ork-charge-narration )Te ork rangerzTei ar no man, tei ar no n00b.Tei ar... orkz!Angri peepol from te prey-historey, dei livehd yearz beimg yong and kute, vanquizhing te dezzartz fram angri, lief-threeteneing vilel kreatures, protekting orks.WO TRULEY WON TE WAR AGEINZT ZNAW ELVSIt'z not orangeIt'z not Uzgit'z not wood plelbzit waz...THA ORK RANJERRZZZZZ!Waaaaaagh!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The orc rangers, a legendary clan of orcs that has been secretly protecting the deserts since Aegis now decide to show their true faces, wrecking havoc on villages and capturing bunnies for training. The orc rangers are known by no one for trying to breed orcish killer bunnies in an attempt to make dainasaur mounts, but they never succeded, so they decided to make clothing in honour to the dainasaurs that were never bornt.Trained extremely fiercely, the orc rangers are adepts at the most important things, such as how to walk like a dainasaur or to swim like a dainasaur. The legends of the ancient say that some shamans of the ork rangerz could morph into almight cool dainasaurs for some time, sadly, these arts were lost with time.The ork rangerz were once rumoured also to have created the Cool Cids Club.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Te crew nicknamezIt's very impartant to know te crew. Currently made of 8 members (The Wargoth is not on the picture!!), they are extremeley coooool.ReptaileanIt's the green orc ranger in the quality "puff puff" colour dainasaur clothing. He uses shining gold katanas bekosz he tinks it's kool. Not marshmellows is known about Reptailean, but it's known that he likes +REP's on the forums and shitposting. Rumoured to be one of the Cool Cids Club founders.Supah Hot FireIt's the green orc ranger in the reds dainasaur clothing. Everyone on the ork rangerz wants to be like him when they grow up, the same being the youngest and smallest orc of the group. Still, he's cool, so he doesn't burns you if you touch him. Likes eating pepperoni.Sun-san SamsungIt's the green orc ranger in the yallow dainasaur clothing. Hates the sun and has different tastes for food. While the others likes to eat chicken, Sun-San Samsung likes to eat spaghetti. Unknown if he's illatian or of a different origin from the east ieslandz. Lies to his brothers saying he's not a fan of paper animations. Rumoured to be blonde. Stabs people from behind with his double-headed bone mace.Oscean Ness Bender,It's the green orc ranger in the bluu dainasaur clothing. He's the current shaman of the ork rangerz, known to have slain many monsters. A oasis on the desert was named "Lake Ness" on his honour. Known to be a genderbender. Ri$hIt's the green orc ranger in the waite dainasaur clothing. Gets constantly robbed in the roads. He'$ the riche$t orc in the group and replace$ all $ by $'es and all $ by $ too becau$ for $ome rea$on, he hate$ to $ay $. He'$ rich becau$e... well, you know... when he borrowed from a bank a lot of mina$ and ended never paying. On hi$ eye$, they were not worthy of having the money back.Bïg Pïges.It's the green orc ranger in the black dainasaur clothing. Known for the name "Pïges" for being able to snort like a professional pig that earns a living on internet.. Has mastered the art of walking like a dainasaur. An adept with both the crossbow and the sword. He's bigger in many ways, such as his fingernails and eyebrows being a bit bigger. Wait, the ork rangerz actually don't have eyebrows.Bink Benelope.It's the green orc ranger in the poink dainasaur clothing. He's the strongest orc of the clan. Being extremely skilled with a bow, he runs around, showing off his colours proudly to the others, making them feel jealous. It's rumoured that his abdomen is fake, being only an attribute of the costume. But he said otherwise, so everyone believes otherwise.Wargoth BarleyThe orc wearing the best costume is generally nominated Wargoth in order to lead his people, train the wanna-be dainasaurs and make them new costumes. Barley himself hates showing up to take pictures, but he was seen a few times and some orcs managed to take a few pictures of him. Wants to be like Supah Hot Fire, the green orc in the red dainasaur clothing when he grows up, being the oldest of the clan. Known to not be one of the Cool Cids Club founders.Wargoth Barley clicking a link on the internet he din't wished to.Wargoth Barley testing his new 3D-printed sunglasses with Xiana™ and Jenna™And finally, Wargoth Barley after taking some good stuff such as candy from strangers and his friend Jeffrey.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Haw 2 join the krewTo join the ork rangerz, one must talk directly to Wargoth Barley himself and go through some intense training. There is little room, because everyone wants to be a dainasaur like Supah Hot Fire, the green orc in the red dainasaur clothing, not the rapper.Some footage of what it takes to be an orc ranger. The first step of it, which Wargoth Barley teaches you is how to become a Ninja-saurus on their training facility.If you think you're good enough and you have what it takes, join the ork rangerz and aid them protecting the deserts! 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3662 Share Posted October 17, 2015 "Kan mi be ah fab ORK dainazuarrarrrar?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harri 4815 Share Posted October 17, 2015 ((wtf am i reading Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch dharma 438 Share Posted October 17, 2015 I love you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angmarzku 1251 Share Posted October 17, 2015 ((This is really weird tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioannis 1480 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Ioannis wears one of the uniforms and starts yelling "Im an Uruk!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar 442 Share Posted October 17, 2015 i would like to join kevun'buby'lur Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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