"I need to pay bastard care" - Felix

[Coaster 2086]

In the inn in Felsen there is a busting and a rustling as the good folk of the town drink away their troubles and thoughts of war. Amidst the crowd rises a man, who drukenly takes his place on a table instantly catches the attention of the patrons of the bar, who fall into a hushed silence.

For this was no oridinary man.

This man was at the least, an above ordinary fellow with dazzling eyes who smiled the suns smile unlike any and had some amount of repute - especially among the loose women of the city. 

It was no other then...

FELIX!

FELIX!!

FELIX!!!

"Who is he talki-"

FELIX!!!!!!

Huffing heavily with exertion, the swaggering buckaneer stepped down again, continuing to speak.

"THat's my name alright. It's the one and only. The legend. ME. FELIX!"

He waited for a moment for dramatic effect.

"So listen here all you bellyachers and titty suckers, I'm here to shake things up. I'm going to tip things all upside down and topsy turvy because that's just the **** I DO!"

He yelled as he vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth, proceeding to swallow the excretions without a moments hesitation - for Felix was no quitter and was a firm believer in the mantra 'Boot and Rally'

"So I need a job. But not just any job. A ******* important one. With important ******* goals. Long term ******* goals. I'm in it for the long haul ladies and gents, but also the GOLD! HA! Kings, Queens, and fine maidens get first pick though."

With this last outcry he proceeded to lean against the wall, falling asleep right then and there.

 

((Felix, critically acclaimed and well reviewed mercenary, is currently looking for medium term employment with any guilds or factions or kingdoms that have a specific strategic agenda in mind and want to find an undeniable mastermind take a crack at it. 4 1/2 STARS ON YELP.  )

 

 

 

[Coaster 2086]

"Please I really am in need of work and theses wenches won't get off my damn back about how their bastard spawn need this and that"

[Narthok 10416]

Gloop II would nod approvingly before approaching the man in the tavern, "I hear you are in need of work Sirrah" Gloop II would rub his hands together in typical 'Ebru fashion "Perhaps I can help"

[Coaster 2086]

Gloop II would nod approvingly before approaching the man in the tavern, "I hear you are in need of work Sirrah" Gloop II would rub his hands together in typical 'Ebru fashion "Perhaps I can help"

Yea sure LETS GOo!

Octavian would try to pull Felix to the side, ushering him away from any other recruiters "Old friend it is good to see you again, perhaps I might have a job to offer you in the Imperial Caenite Brigade. You would receive pay, a suit of armour and rations."

Noooooooo fuckkkk that haha

[big narstie 1701]

"join the mighty kingdom of skravia my friend!!"

says rocco

"we slap both dwarves and those ******* ***** called OREN!"

[KentuckyFriedCreeper 79]

Reggie tugs at the drunken man's shirt, a foot shorter than Felix and most likely at least a decade younger. "Mister, why don't you join Megzy's scoundrels? We don't pay much but we do what we want, when we want, we don't listen to no one!"

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.