Kardel's Art thread [lol!!!]

[Kardel 1054]

hey

i am kardel

 

im not keem im not a good artist

 

i make "Art"

 

most of the time, my art looks like this:

 

 

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sometimes i get ARTSY!!1111one~!11! and i do things like this

 

 

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as you can see, i dont use colors

 

thats because im color blind

 

lol no its because i cant use colors for shiiiiiiiit

 

if you wanna make a request, do not expect ART expect the first example im not Keem

 

if you wanna pay me in PIXELS or if you're insane in STEAM CREDIT, MONEY, or ART TRADES Pm me lol

 

i will probably not accept complex commissions. i dont know how to use color and shite so if you know how, pm me so i can gain your knowledge

 

 

 

 

PORTFOLIO

 

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For HeeroZero, His beautiful character Crumena. 

 

For KARMADELTA, somebody i used to know (somebody!) i drew our favorite neckbeard JAMES otherwise known as a blutagger

 

Aengoth and his sexy body

 

For corleo. Dwarf meme: THE FALL OF VANDERGUAN

 

more to come!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

portfolio of disgusting artsy things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

portfolio of artsy things view at own risk friendos!!!!

 

for mitto who used to call me on my cellphone late at night 

i told him to stop he would not

i called the cops he was a cop

wtf help

 

 

requests should follow the format below::::::::

 

APPLICAT

 

MC NAME:

 

RP NAME:

 

SKYPE NAME:

 

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER:

 

WHAT U WANT:

 

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: 

 

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????:::::

 

Make it good or you will be denied

 

 

 

[Heero 4092]

33 minutes ago, Kardel said:

APPLICAT

 

MC NAME:

DeeroDero

RP NAME:

Crumeme

SKYPE NAME:

u have it

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER:

518-22-8425

WHAT U WANT:

something neat. portraits r nice

 

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: 

prefer not 2

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????:::::

sure

 

[Stump 709]

I hate coloring so much, I feel for you dude. Occasionally I force myself to do it, but it hurts. Nothing much to add as I don't have a request(my wimmin get enough art from me), but your 'artsy' work is lovely, friend! You're a lot better at landscape than I, tbh
I'll leave this thread to run its course. Have fun =D

[KarmaDelta 969]

MC NAME:

ziko

RP NAME:

Kardel Irongut

SKYPE NAME:

gayguypansexualtumblrnerd.triggered

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER:

Mee-ee-****

WHAT U WANT:

James' sweet anime ass

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: 

Ill pay in DOA Xtreme 3

 

 

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????::::: I was born ready

[Aengoth 2890]

APPLICAT

 

MC NAME:

Aengoth

RP NAME:

Aengoth Grandaxe (Staillinnord-Irongut-Starbreaker-Brinejaw-Horen-Edgehand)

SKYPE NAME:

after first date mebe

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER:

it is 2

WHAT U WANT:

draw aengoth like your french girls

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: 

I will get you Brawlhalla on steam :^)

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????:::::

I solemnly swear to PK my halfling for 6 days and 23 hours

 

Here is my pretty smile to make it good

[Crowbill 493]

APPLICAT

 

MC NAME: Croleo676

 

RP NAME: Hellio Frostbeard

 

SKYPE NAME: Why should you care? (leokasic)

 

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER: 4.

 

WHAT U WANT: Dunno, some dwarven meme.

 

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: I can gib 5-20 mina and 5 pieces uf iron.

 

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????::::: Only if I get to kill all of the Frostbeards first!

 

[Kardel 1054]

For Heero by Kardel~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[Kardel 1054]

For KARMA dat cuckersucker by Kardel with LOVE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Heero 4092]

numirya 2.0 rising

[Kardel 1054]

Aengoth you are so beatiful marry me

[Kardel 1054]

To Corleo with love

 

THE FALL OF VANDERGUAN

 

[Pando_ 446]

APPLICAT

 

MC NAME: PandaPlayer1231

 

RP NAME: Rorry Frickfrost

 

SKYPE NAME: Beamon4

 

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER: u got it

 

WHAT U WANT: u

 

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: .... Of course

 

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????:::: !_! why not

[sneakybandit 1650]

21 hours ago, Kardel said:

APPLICAT

 

MC NAME: Sneakybandit

 

RP NAME: Darek Memefist

 

SKYPE NAME: Pandaplayer

 

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER: 1234

 

WHAT U WANT: Disco bear dance off

 

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: maybeh

 

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????::::: YESSSSSSSS

 

Make it good or you will be denied

 

 

[mitto 2312]

MC NAME:

mittosaurus

RP NAME:

valor

SKYPE NAME:

mittosaurus

SOCIAL SECURIT NUMBER:

you used to call me on my cellphone

WHAT U WANT:

just **** me up fam

WILL YOU PAY PIXELS [lol]: 

no

DO YOU AGREE TO THE PK CLAUSE??????:::::

what about santa clause

Make it good or you will be denied

please re apply in 24 hours

[Kardel 1054]

For mitto with love

ok one more thing please stop calling me on my cellphone

its the middle of the night, i really dont need your love please

i called the cops but you were the police chief srsly wtf stop harrasing me lol

this guy anyways here you go xoxoxoxo

i was feeling artsy

i dont know if you wear the scrotum hat

but you look like an orener (meme reference!!!!)

so you must have it its that simple