*Wanted Posters Pinned Around the Uzg*

[๖ۣۜ§osa (E.G.I.E.) 520]

* Three different wanted posters are posted up around the Uzg. Each different variation with a different detailed drawing. One depicting a young, "gorgeous", female Highlander, another showing a Dark Elf with only a single hand (left), and the last one, a burnt Farfolk. *

 

* Each poster contains the same, crudely written text *

 

!WANTED!

- GroUp klOmpInG a cUb oF thE uZg dIshOnoRabLy wItH aN o'lIg

- utTeR DisRespEcT oF oRcIsh sAndz aGh thE sPirItS

~ tReSspasSing

 

fLat oN pEeP oR mAkE snagA

 

 

 

 

[Joltastik 506]

Young Grug's big, red eyes would widen as he sees the posters around the Uzg. As he taps his bandaged arrow wound, he slowly mutters to himself with difficulty, due to his growing tusks:

"Mi DiiD nubing, agh PiiNkieeEz agh TwigiI klomp mi widuut hunur. Dei muzt pei, in bluud! Pushdug PIInKeeZ!"

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451]

Vorgo would take a nonchalant glance at the poster, rage would fill up every tiny drop of blood in his body as he swears to kill them on sight "FLAHT DA KUHNTZ!

[Nug 2011]

"Huh, I think I know where one of those criminals live," Thae mumbles as he ambles through San'Thraka, taking a moment to scan over the poster.

[Panashea 3326]

Mugath waddles over to the bounty board, placing the first kill, Gregory Aerodyck, his bardiche still wet with his blood. "Eeze klomp."

[MangoArt 399]

Yuglix stared at the notice, reading through it and letting out a roar. "AGH DEY BLAH UHZ  Zavagez?!"

[MangoArt 399]

((The dark elf comes to the Uzg and gets killed so much. His head is in my house, AND on the head pile.))

[Lizellan 25]

Yotul- a recently adult Fe'Uruk, yet to take on her trails- gazes at the notice board with narrowed eyes. Her brow twitches and her thin lips would press into an equally thin line. 

"Dhiz iz nub dah wehy ohv dah Goi! Mi fluht dehz nub'hozhehz!"

She would howl, lumbering off to find her axe.

[Abel 0]

*TakKumn Scans over the poster
Removing his axe from his belt

as he smirks*
"Led'z flat dez zhakerz!"

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