Pun Thread

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Ardor said:

 

This is unBEARable.....I mean....I OTTER slap you for that.....but I will keep my mouth shut and let the puns FLOW like a river.

 

Just now, Finalhazard said:

 

You don't have the koalafications to make those type of animal puns.

 

Don't get me wrong, you're my favorite druid, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

You need to branch out your puns so you can you find the root of your problem.

 

 

 

10 points each

[winterblood 11181]

What did the pirate day when they turned eighty?

 

aye m-eighty!

 

 

what position does the ghoul play in soccer?

 

the ghoulkeeper

 

 

 

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, UnBaed said:

What did the pirate day when they turned eighty?

 

aye m-eighty!

 

 

what position does the ghoul play in soccer?

 

the ghoulkeeper

 

 

 

m-eight points

[Beordan 219]

I gave the cashier my two cents on the upcoming election. He forgot the change.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

I gave the cashier my two cents on the upcoming election. He forgot the change.

Two points

[Eranikus 348]

Just now, Finalhazard said:

 

You don't have the koalafications to make those type of animal puns.

 

Don't get me wrong, you're my favorite druid, but I think you're barking up the wrong tree.

 

You need to branch out your puns so you can you find the root of your problem.

 

 

 

Why don't you leaf me alone?

 

I can see this forum dragon on for a while. We oughtta snow better than to start carrying on like this. But owl have you know that my puns have a seal of approval, oak-ay? I'm a mosster of them.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Eranikus said:

Why don't you leaf me alone?

 

I can see this forum dragon on for a while. We oughtta snow better than to start carrying on like this. But owl have you know that my puns have a seal of approval, oak-ay? I'm a mosster of them.

Nine more points

[Whiplash 466]

A drug dealer sold me some shoes.

 

I didn't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

[Babehab 386]

IT BEGINS. I'M ALREADY TURNING AAAA--

How did you X-Manage to turn up this many replies? I must Profess my love for- AGAHA PLEASE KILL ME.

[Ardor 59]

Just now, Eranikus said:

Why don't you leaf me alone?

 

I can see this forum dragon on for a while. We oughtta snow better than to start carrying on like this. But owl have you know that my puns have a seal of approval, oak-ay? I'm a mosster of them.

 

How dare you BEARate us again with these silly animal puns....I know I seem to be all BARK and no bite with my threats, but if you dont stop, OWL be sure that you get a black eye.

[Eranikus 348]

Final! Stop robin me of the spotlight! Its sunfair for you to treat me that way! Acting all koi like you are. Sparrow me your low-quality humor.

[DahStalker 3692]

I hope this doesn't cause me to to get a Br because I was told this was my Final Hazard. And I didn't really

want to Tel-nir that. But like I'm not fat ImCookies. But I guess it's ok LEO is a Warrior and 14

[Moochael 730]

Guys these puns are LotC only, just telanir a new pun, these are lame. 

[Eranikus 348]

I don't caribout your puns, anyway.

[Moochael 730]

Just now, DahStalker said:

I hope this doesn't cause me to to get a Br because I was told this was my Final Hazard. And I didn't really

want to Tel-nir that. But like I'm not fat ImCookies. But I guess it's ok LEO is a Warrior and 14

 

Why do you steal my puns wtf