Deep Thoughts- Olympic Edition

[Chocaholic_ 49]

Just a few things I though of. I may continue making these if they're well received.

 

#1- Why does McDonald's advertise and sponsor the Olympics when they're widely known as one of the causes of obesity in America?

 

#2- Why do only international companies advertise during the Olympics? I mean, I know it's an international event, but wouldn't it be better if companies in one country advertised, to get their name global?

 

#3- Why is the ski jump still a thing if people die all the time from it? Also, bobsledding always cracked me up because they look really derpy to me for some reason. I would watch a bobsledding event for hours if it had really jumpy cuts and no editing.

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

#1 - Advertisement

#2 - Advertisement costs and international attendance. Olympics are a big thing; non globalists plebs don't get advertising rights.

#3 - People die from a lot of things, but they're still fine.

[tilly 5115]

we were all the fastest swimmers at one point

[Chocaholic_ 49]

... that is pretty deep b0ss. Really deep, if you know what I mean.

[Jonificus 2741]

Skiing is the best sport, that's why. It's one of the few sports I actively watch and stay updated on. Ski jumping is one of the more interesting varieties too! It's all about views, man. 

 

Also, wouldn't say that people die from ski jumping all the time. Winter sports are a national treasure here and I can't remember hearing about a ski jumping fatality. Though there are some nasty accidents when they first **** up.

[2samspan 241]

10 minutes ago, Wiseacres said:

we were all the fastest swimmers at one point

No, that's not how that works. The first sperm to get to the egg isn't the one that fertilizes it. There is a mucus barrier that separates the uterus and the sperm, and when sperm interacts with it, it begins to weaken enough for the sperm to get through. So the first sperms are basically cannon fodder, and middle of the pack sperms should have the best chance of fertilization.

[Chocaholic_ 49]

Hey b0ss, how do I make a signature? Thx

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

Ways

[Chocaholic_ 49]

Your opinion is impartial. You're Norwegian. Full stop.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

1- Money talks

 

2- Money talks

 

3- Money talks

[Chocaholic_ 49]

HELP THE SERVER ISN'T UP AND IT'S 12 EST!