The Blessing of the Bald

[senor_tortuga 692]

How to Distinguish A Torto

All Tortos have bald heads, don’t ask questions they just do.

Also look for them pointy ears, Torto ears are quite long even for elves.

Tortos also have eyes, how weird am i right.

Tortos are usually 5’7-5’11, rarely do they reach 6’0+

The Aengul of Light blessed them to reflect its will in the form of blinding bald heads and immense strength.

Do not take this seriously, this is a meme post. 

No more warning points please :)

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Honestly, I prefer the blessing of Knox. The blessing of the bald is nice and all but.....

[Balthasar 2497]

This seems cool. Why didnt I become a torto?

[Archipelego 2188]

[LadyRebecca 1050]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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