Half man gets pounded by stepson and a magician

[Man of Respect 5471]

Reports have been going about a man being pounded twice. Since he was small, he counted as a half person. Local authorities have confirmed that he was pounded twice to make sure they had a full kill. The suspects are his stepson and the man that killed him twice

 

Suspect one after being hitten in his manhood, raising his legs and jumping into the air to express his pain. He's an artistic magician, hence the jump.

 

His stepson pounding him. Notice the arrows on the king's back. We suspect that the man climbing up the vines has contributed with the second murder of the king

 

If you see any of these, report to your closest officer immediately

 

The most recent magician suspect picture is this one. Apparently, he's an expert in pounding, since, in this picture, he's pounding one of his (also artistic, but less) friend

 

since his stepson is a minor, we can't reveal his full identity, but here's one of his pictures. He has a beard, but this is because he has too much testosterone. People mistake him for a older man and get arrested after selling him drinks without his guardian's permissions. He killed his stepfather, so he can't get a permission to buy since his mother also counts only as a half person due to her height.

 

Edit:

The king's final words have been revealed

[Raomir 1855]

This man has my respect 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Is this the dankest meme LOTC has ever seen?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nay, if you want dank memes come to the halfling villages, it's not like we do anything else with our time anyways

[Jakraes 51]

h-hot

 

[FloralHedgehog 493]

I feel whole

[Zindran 590]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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