The Truth on Satyrs

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*People would find posters in major cities, as well as the smaller ones.*

 

 

The Truth about Satyrs

 

Many believe Satyrs to be monsters, horrible creatures created by Iblees to destroy the descendants. However, we are much more peaceful than that. Instead of being horrible monsters of great destruction, created by Iblees, we are instead created by the Aspects to protect and preserve nature. Much like the druids, yet without the everyday drama. We wish not for war and chaos, but instead for peace and harmony with the other races. We wish to keep to ourselves in the woodlands. For cities we cannot live in, we are nothing without nature. We enjoy the pleasures of flesh, and fighting is not a pleasure. Much like many races, we enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages, and having the occasional party. Despite what many may think, we do have marriages. It is not all having sex with different Satyrs each night, we do find love within one another. Also, asking us what we are every time we meet someone new can get agitating. Please forgive us if we get angry because it takes a lot to explain. Violence is something many of us do not engage in. However, beware of the ram-horned Thorns and the bull-horned Oaks. For they are quick to anger. But are not without reason. The reason for this small little flier, is because many people have thought Satyrs to be horrible creatures. But, we hope that from this you will understand us further. And know we wish not for violence. But for peace.

 

Boroun ta dasi na eini epano sas. Kai boreíte na katoikísete sto xýlo.

May the forests be upon you. And may you dwell in the wood.

 

Written by:

The Satyrs.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Madeline Applebrook the halfling would wonder if satyrs would make good drinking partners.

[chaotikal 2392]

Guillaume de Savoie quickly torn down the posters from the cities of Men. Such topics were not to be told so boldly to the youth, he might of thought.

[ibraheemc2000 2965]

saeed reads it "hm, alright then." he says herding the camels back into their pens

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1 hour ago, Chaotikal said:

Guillaume de Savoie quickly torn down the posters from the cities of Men. Such topics were not to be told so boldly to the youth, he might of thought.

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This man was a fool, for posters were replaced soon after!

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19 minutes ago, Slothtastic said:

This man was a fool, for posters were replaced soon after!

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The man had a large group of men at his disposal, replacing the signs with simple warning.

 

"If you post this again, we will lead out a purge against Satyrs the like you've never seen. Keep your opinions and your speak of what you and your kind do in bed and intimacy private."

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27 minutes ago, Chaotikal said:

The man had a large group of men at his disposal, replacing the signs with simple warning.

 

"If you post this again, we will lead out a purge against Satyrs the like you've never seen. Keep your opinions and your speak of what you and your kind do in bed and intimacy private."

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 *A note is attached to it, stating this.*

“But it’s not just about that... most of it is why we aren’t Horrible monsters and Iblees spawn.

-The Satyrs.”

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"... I suppose bedding isn't a crime," remarks Keeper Mithras dispassionately. "But if any give me lip, I'll knock their half-breed teeth out."

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23 minutes ago, Heathenry said:

"... I suppose bedding isn't a crime," remarks Keeper Mithras dispassionately. "But if any give me lip, I'll knock their half-breed teeth out."

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“Where th’ fock Are yeh ge’’in’ th’ beddin’ thin’ from? We said tha’ we ‘ad marriages!” Protests a certain Satyr. 

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3 minutes ago, Jaeden said:

 

"Amusing that allies would insult one another." Renn shook her head with clear distaste.

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A Thorn grumbles something about a joke, before beginning to drink out of a canteen. 

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"That's what a satyr  would say," said an outcast.

[Jygg 330]

A Kharajyr Druid snorts loudly as he reads the poster. "Insulting our Ordawr ees a great way to make friends. Fawking idiots. Their hawrns mawst dig into their brains or something."

[HedgeHug 2049]

Narmir Taveira rubs his temples, a frustrated expression on his face "Goat half breeds ... it pains me"

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The Ram Druid watches the peculiar interactions. "Tell the Ordeh they 'ave drama an' watch them get dramatic abou' 'ow they don't."

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6 hours ago, Star Platinum said:

"That's what a satyr  would say," said an outcast.

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“‘E’s onto us!” Shouted the Satyr!

3 hours ago, Gladuos said:

The Ram Druid watches the peculiar interactions. "Tell the Ordeh they 'ave drama an' watch them get dramatic abou' 'ow they don't."

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The Satyr attempted to give this man a bottle of rum. For not taking the joke so seriously.