senor_tortuga 692 Share Posted October 31, 2017 Challenge of the Bald The Huntsgoth slowly makes his way back to the Goi with the flayed body of a great stag. He throws the beast down upon the sandstone floor and drains its now thickened blood into the fountain, before rubbing it all over his face and chest. Standing there bloody in front of the totem of Leyd, he comes up with a plan, a task to prove who is the true bald, as there can only be one. “Charles. . . you say you are a great warrior, well I challenge you to the fight for baldness! May the winner reign supreme over all bald men of this realm. . . but if you lose, you must discard your razor and never shave again.” As he finishes this speech he starts to dance, waving his arms mystically and letting out soft monkey-esque hoos and haas as he calls upon Leyd to grant him strength in the fight to come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindicant 642 Share Posted October 31, 2017 A nearby Cleric has been done a frighten by the monkey screech, having a Vietnam-Flashback to when the classical bald man once hooted a giant woolly mammoth to death. "This 'Charles' stands no chance." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHARLES THE BALD 2616 Share Posted October 31, 2017 "I know the secret formula to permanent baldness, you'll never have it and my hair will never grow back May you go **** YOURSELF" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Eath'Lur fills Tajo with steroids Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3662 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Falk puts a bet of 100000 shekels on Tajo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jandy_ 3519 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Spoiler @Charles The Bald @Charles_The_Bald @Charles_The_Bald2 @Charles_The_Balds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorale__ 2147 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorale__ 2147 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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