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The end of a Hero


Greekbro33

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1644, 14th of the Snows Maiden

As the Sutican prepared to test their oil trap to see if it worked, they loaded in the cold oil, a brave halfling named Mongo Foxburr donned his WHMIS ISSUED, safety Helmet, and vest, ready to see if the oil flow was good.

 

How ever, a technical failure happened, a foolish engineer forgot to turn off the oil heaters, and the oil quickly heated up to 1000 degrees celsius, and as they pressed the button to release the thought to be cold oil, poor mongo started to feel the burn, the oil starting to melt down his small legs, and feet, the poor guy never once screaming, as he simply saluted his suticans, and gave a thumb up, the look of

 

“This is ok”



 

Covering his face. Soon the oil reached his hips, the lil legend still unwavering in the pain as the halfling turned to a quarterman.

 

Finally, he fell backwards into the oil, sticking his thumb up from the oil like terminator in that one movie, before finally being dissolved. His bones turned to dust, and his flesh to ooze.

 

We will forever remember Mongo as a hero.

As a legend

And as a Friend.

 

May he rest in many pieces.

 

However from this failed test, we learned something.

 

Nothing can survive burning oil.

If WHMIS issued safety gear cannot?

How could plate?

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** Call today as the new issue of Mongo action figure as seen above hits shelves all around. Sutica will take anything from Mina, to Resources to Children.

 

Prices start at 20 mina per figure.**


 

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“Yer rememberin’ Mongo Foxburr wi’ ah figurine tha’ cos’s minas?” Madeline Applefoot would say with a sigh “‘e would ne’er ‘ave wan’ed tha’”

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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