NotEvilAtAll 10906 Share Posted February 9, 2018 [!] A small piece of paper would be posted on the Dunshire noticeboard, as well as in other places where halflings congregate, such as the Druid lands and perhaps even the Whispering Crossroads. Looking fer a Husband! Ever since Harold Applefoot was slain by Balorien, I've felt a lot more lonely in Dunshire. I'm looking for a new husband, someone to help fill the void and keep me happy when times are grey. (P.S, I will not marry anyone who is not of us wee folks! So please stop furiously writing a reply to me, you creeps!) -Madeline Applefoot, resident of Dunshire, the home of the halfling folks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted February 10, 2018 "Well, this shouldn't be on the Furry Friends Lovers Board." mudders Sigismund Grapevine, eying his hairy feat with an airy sigh. "When will these... unhomobeastialerocitists learn!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyland 3651 Share Posted February 10, 2018 As a Dark Elf of gargantuan height approaches the Whispering Crossroads, he takes notice of this. "Groovy." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone 869 Share Posted February 10, 2018 "I could be a good husband" says a female elf, crouching down to read the message board. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valarin_ 170 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Pauses on her way to Haelun'or and stares at the message on the notice board, "Is this truly how other races find mates? I suddenly understand much more why High Elves are a superior race." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 0 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Lord Knox does some thinking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted June 19, 2018 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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