The Stolt Standard - Vol 3

[NolandTheNovice 276]

 

 

 

[SeventhCircle 460]

Alem'shun would sip his morning tea reading the neighboring Kingdoms new paper before commenting that the workmanship was quite excellent even if the writing seemed quite fenn centric but none the less an interesting read.

[Monkee 7369]

"Another fine read," nods Aelthir, flipping through the pages over his morning tea.

[__WaterFox__ 636]

An old elvish woman busts out into a laughing fit she strong she breaks a rib. . . Again

[NolandTheNovice 276]

3 minutes ago, Master Khen'aum said:

An old elvish woman busts out into a laughing fit she strong she breaks a rib. . . Again

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TRUE devotion! This is what we like to see!

[CrownedLime747 162]

Hans Torsten looks at the newspaper. "An international news source? Now this is interesting." He says to himself as he reads through it.

[Fiyaleh 72]

Liewyn scans through the newest edition of the Stolt Standard over a pastry in the Fennic tavern, chuckling lightly at the paper's contents and brushing the pastry crumbs aside. "A fine day for further practical truths," she comments as she takes a sip of tea. "I can't wait to see what the next editions will hold."

[Chryasor 269]

"Lovely" Rhys comments as he reads the truthful Stolt Standard at work "Good way to keep up to date, tell us the reality of what's happening"

[firegirl7894523 247]

Carsandra scoffs at the newspaper. "Firstly, where not built of syrup, shame, and sadness. I'm a Wood Elven Medic, I can tell you that's untrue. Secondly, oranges are very delicious. Thirdly, I saw the fight, those where innocent people you slaughtered after you slaughtered the guards. You broke down the tavern windows and killed literally everybody in there. Also, nice advertisement. Fourthly, 'false Gods'? I'd like to hear your God speak to mine, at least mine can do useful things."

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34 minutes ago, firegirl7894523 said:

Carsandra scoffs at the newspaper. "Firstly, where not built of syrup, shame, and sadness. I'm a Wood Elven Medic, I can tell you that's untrue. Secondly, oranges are very delicious. Thirdly, I saw the fight, those where innocent people you slaughtered after you slaughtered the guards. You broke down the tavern windows and killed literally everybody in there. Also, nice advertisement. Fourthly, 'false Gods'? I'd like to hear your God speak to mine, at least mine can do useful things."

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Aelthir finishes his artistic masterpiece.

 

[NolandTheNovice 276]

36 minutes ago, firegirl7894523 said:

Carsandra scoffs at the newspaper. "Firstly, where not built of syrup, shame, and sadness. I'm a Wood Elven Medic, I can tell you that's untrue. Secondly, oranges are very delicious. Thirdly, I saw the fight, those where innocent people you slaughtered after you slaughtered the guards. You broke down the tavern windows and killed literally everybody in there. Also, nice advertisement. Fourthly, 'false Gods'? I'd like to hear your God speak to mine, at least mine can do useful things."

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[Stuffnthings 215]

Naevys offers one of her rare smiles of amusement, regarding the Stolt Standard lying on her table. "Amusing as always."

[Lawrna 440]

After receiving the Stolt Standard by bird to the Dominion Lelien goes to sit down in front of the fireplace with her young daughter beside her.

Not certain what to expect, she reads the paper in confusion before being absolutely floored by the contents. She laughs and laughs, her family quite concerned.

 

Has she lost her mind? Perhaps

Has the Stolt gotten a new avid reader? Certainly

[GDPR 014 48]

Klaus, a man of no renown looks the Standard over. 

 

"Wowie. These Snowpounders are really good with art. I like it. Can we get something on the disgusting plant and tree people?"  

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3 hours ago, Lawrna said:

After receiving the Stolt Standard by bird to the Dominion Lelien goes to sit down in front of the fireplace with her young daughter beside her.

Not certain what to expect, she reads the paper in confusion before being absolutely floored by the contents. She laughs and laughs, her family quite concerned.

 

Has she lost her mind? Perhaps

Has the Stolt gotten a new avid reader? Certainly

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Always love hearing of new fans! See you at our next meeting!

 

2 hours ago, The Fire Mind said:

Klaus, a man of no renown looks the Standard over. 

 

"Wowie. These Snowpounders are really good with art. I like it. Can we get something on the disgusting plant and tree people?"  

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Why thank you sir! My twin brother Bren (Krintor) does all of our artwork! ...and most of what we write is about disgusting plant and tree people...Read our other editions!