Imperial Declaration

[Chimp 528]

Hello citizens of My grandiose political establishment, this is your supreme kangz Tyrone speaking. It has come to my attention recently that, a group of filthy pagan deranged druidic filth have laid claim on the jungles of the north, SHIEEEEEEEEEH i said. These are MINE, their leader. The so called "September" will not be alive for long if he dont give up now and go back to sleeping in his mommas bed. No pagan filth will be tolerated within the borders of his supreme kangness, NO AMOUNT OF ASSOCIATION WITH THIS FILTH WILL BE TOLERATED. If you or someone you know has collaborated with this vile enemy of the state, said individual will be sent in our special re-education camps. If this druidic filth percist, god willing we shall burn every single tree that is within our land and hang all the filthy animals from poles. 

 

People, grab your weapons and be ready for war. This is a divine war, a sacred war. All men and wamens above the age of 15 are OBLIGATED to serve in the people's national defense force. Furthermore, the position of supreme commander of the kangz's armed forces has been delegated to the grand warrior Hurduurr!! For his proven valor and courage in dealing with the druidic scum when it has arised!

 

Saint Clownth and GOD is on our side! Deus vult!

In nomine de Tyrone I of his name
 

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

DA KANG WILLZ IT, SHIEEHHH

[kenring 25]

cringe

[Burnsy 437]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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