[Archived]The Fat Goblin Lands on Atlas

[MinionManXDD 503]

 

As the sun sets in the distance of the coast, a certain fat goblin coughs up sea water. His imprint on the sand, he stands looking at the sunset.

 

“Where mi be? Mi hab been azleep fur a lung azz tiem”

 

The goblin snorts to himself as he scratches his asscheek. He checks his pockets….

 

Nothing.

 

“Wub da fug habbend tu mi loot?”

 

The goblin asks himself as he looks around at the new continent.

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He had stayed on the Isles of Axios to loot remaining homes. He had been quite successful. During his time alone on the islands he became the leader of a pack of wild boars; he trained them to look for gold and other valuable materials.

 

When he believed he had looted everything, he found a remaining raft in the docks of the old Sutica. He said goodbye to his boars and started off towards Atlas. Unbeknownst to the goblin, this would be the most difficult trip of his life.

 

A month in, the goblin was running low on food and his compass had corroded from the constant fat goblin sweat seeping through the pocket it was held in.

 

“Well fug, diz iz nubhosh indeeb”

 

Just as all hope escaped the goblin, he came across an island full of native goblins and ologs. He landed with his riches. An island full of his own, ready for his taking. As he landed, he was praised as a spirit from another world. He used his newfound status to enslave the population, gathering a ring of olog concubines as well. As he lived, he forgot why he started his journey; he was having the time of his life.

 

After sharing all of his technological feats with his native kin, he set off on an expedition to the next continent.

 

“Guggie bwuddahz, mi muzt leeb. Mi wish latz hosh luk fur da futshure”

 

He was content with his bastards running the place as he set forth. His riches aboard his vessel, he thought he would be the richest man on the next continent.

 

Unfortunately, a storm hit and thrust the goblin overboard. He then floated towards Atlas which led to the situation he was is.

 

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And so the goblin set off, starting his new life on Atlas….

[Its_Just_Leap 399]

((Not gonna lie this is probably he funniest roleplay post I've read in a long time.))

[herculean_wud 3662]

“Shalom, yes-yes.” Greets Falk Fatpockets.

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

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