Porkgasm 267 Share Posted October 8, 2018 *A note would be posted on the town boards.* I'm Huckle Honeypot. Lived here for a few years now, and have tried my best to live a proper life. I don't make trouble. I try not to cause a fuss. I'm a simple farmer, trying to live in peace with my own people. These past few years, I have experienced troubles. Common enough for weefolk living in a world filled with Bigguns, yet it does not seem to be getting any better. It seems that I cannot even step out of me Burrow without some BIGGUN strolling into town to try and rob me, or hurt me. This past year alone, I have been attacked four times. I urge the Elders of our community to do something about these troubles. I for one, am tired of not feeling safe in my own village. My own home. - Signed, Huckle Honeypot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blago 1602 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Jimbo Sucklebean walks into the town to pin his own posters about, a picture of a rather rugged yet muscular Halfling in it's piece. If the posters were read, it'd state simply "Sounds like ye' need some muscle, hire me and I'll show these bigguns what's what." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 10906 Share Posted October 8, 2018 "Oi am nay an Elder, bu' oi suppose oi could try 'n 'elp 'n some ways" responds Daisy Applefoot, the Deputy of Dunshire "Fer example, we could make t'eh tunnels easier ter access 'n 'arder fer bigguns ter ge' in'o, 'er weh could 'ire ou'side 'elp if need be." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Elrith_ 4525 Share Posted October 8, 2018 "Lookz like zheze 'alflin'z are in need o' zome 'elp." Ellenora comments, looking at Thoromir. @Narthok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldjulius 22 Share Posted October 8, 2018 *Darcy walks over to Huck's note, posting his own beside Huck's* The Cottonwood Family can't take any more of this Biggun aggression. We're kindly folk! We don't wants no orcs or other Bigguns just crawlin' into our burrows tearin' down ceilings n' such! Just this week an Orc came crawlin' in n' tore me roof in! I would second Huck's motion. The Alflins need help. We can't be fending off all these nasty Bigguns by ourselves with our shovels alone! And as a special token of appreciation: I'll give anyone who helps a big helpin' of me Gran's favorite biscuits n' jam recipe! Affectionately signed, Darcy Cottonhill Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno_Ougi 1454 Share Posted October 9, 2018 [!] A dirty piece of parchment would be pinned next to the original note on the town board. [!] If there is a problem with bandits, or any orcs for that matter, send word to Gilgamesh Han Urrukk Braddukk or Glottgut'Raguk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsy 437 Share Posted October 9, 2018 "Ah shame dat such peaceful folk cannae jus' beh left alone." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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