Conservative Party of Dunshire

[Lomrun 27]

[!] A note & pamphlet is pinned to the Dunshire Noticeboard. 

 

The Conservative Party of Dunshire

 

1. General Information

(usually shortened to the Conservative Party, or informally known as the Erpublicans) is a centre-right political party in Dunshire. 

The party was founded on the 11^th of Malin’s Welcome 1696 by Erling Newburrow, the party usually promotes conservative policies averse to change or innovation, to promote traditional values. 

 

2. Proposed Policies & Beliefs

 

Most “Erpublicans” believe in:

• A halfling should be proper at all times, unless radical times call for radical measures. (e.g. wearing a shirt at ALL times!)
• Every inhabitant of Dunshire has to contribute to Dunshire in one way or another. (Those without a job will lose their benefits.) 
• A wall must be build around Dunshire to keep tall scary individuals out that wish to harm us. (No longer will Dunshire submit to raids and pillaging.) 
• Burrow owners should not be punished for defending themselves against people who break into their homes. 
• Dunshire must remain independent and never join another kingdom or lose its right of freedom.
• There should be more support given to those who protect Dunshire and its traditions. 
• A more conscious effort to preserve the flora and fauna.
• Elections must be changed to be more democratic.
• Pumpkin Lord Knox is our one and only true god. 
• Marriage is encouraged. 

 

3. Membership

A halfling wishing to join the Conservative Party may contact:

Erling Newburron (Lomrun#0400)

4 Lake’s Root, Dunshire

Atlas

 

 

[!] An additional note is pinned directly underneath the pamphlet & the note. 

“Those wishing to contribute to party policies and/or propose changes are welcome to speak to Erling Newburrow. Your voice shall be heard.” 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

“Doesn’t dunshire not exist anymore?” mutters an elf

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

41 minutes ago, Destroyer_Bravo said:

“Doesn’t dunshire not exist anymore?” mutters an elf

“I’ does” mutters Daisy Applefoot as she sits in Dunshire smoking her pipe.

[Imdecia 4]

Odo reads the note, grinning with satisfaction, “The hafling we needed. Down wit’ teh corruption of the Bernardis’ Parteh.”

[Slothtastic 761]

Theodore ‘The Non Sharing’ Boulderarms grins at the sign. “Down wit’ Communism! Ah’ll lock me **** if ah want ta!”

[Kaiser 2347]

“Shameful, they be workin’ against the Bernardist People’s Thainship....” says Buck

[White_Moose 59]

Petrus lets out a small sigh and walks away from the notice board, muttering to himself and anyone around him,

“ These youngins now-a-days and their biggun politics... Tch...”

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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