Curonia Prints, Ninth Edition

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Curonia Prints

Ninth Edition

 

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HeadLines !!!!

• Daemons were seen within Avalain

• More Martial issues for Lord James

• Artemis grabbed and bagged!

• Ghosts on the docks

• Lord Edward Suffolk tries to find love

• A note from the Editor

 

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Daemons were seen within Avalain

As the darkness fell two saint nights ago, four ‘Daemons’ were spotted within the city walls. It is unknown how they entered but all citizens took their homes, closing all shutters and remaining safe. The Ursus removed the threats. Her Royal Majesty, Queen Evelyn has stated she will be contacting the pontiff as soon as she can to find a way to banish these creatures.

 

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More Martial issues for Lord James

During the recent party in the park, within the city of Avalain, Witnesses have stated Lord James Suffolk and his wife, Lady Klaudia Suffolk had a heated argument. Lord James is said to have stormed off after the matter. The party was left soured after this warring couples fight.

 

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Artemis grabbed and bagged!

A young naval man of the kingdom was grabbed by three bandits, two saints days ago. He is said to have been beaten and knocked out, the Ursus swiftly responded. It is assumed the bandits intended to sell him into slavery or kill him. No statement from them yet has been received.

 

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Ghosts on the docks

Strange things have been happening on the curonia docks, tools missing, navymen becoming cold even on the warm days and feeling utter dread of being on the docks. Rumours have been said that the docks are haunted by the ghost of the late Mauntel, Thornn. This could not be confirmed.

 

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Lord Edward Suffolk tries to find love

The old lord of Pembroke, 68 years old to be exact,  has continued his search for a new wife after many years alone. It seems during the recent imperial court, he grabbed the attention of two young women. It has been many years since this old bitter man has been shown love from any, maybe some young women could break through his ice-cold heart and make him once again a man people love and want to be around, though that may never happen

 

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A letter from the Editor

 

 

Dear my wonderful readers,

          I have seen much growth within Arcas as well as much growth of this print. It an amazing accomplishment for the print to be doing as well as it has.

For the longest time i have been doing this very much alone, that has changed now. All information is now gathered by a team of reporters, we have artists making the amazing artwork seen above and i have hired another editor to assist me with making this print happen.

I want to thank the people of the empire of men, from Helena, Reza, Ves and Curonia who continue to assist in helping with gathering news as much as possible and their continued support for all the efforts of the people involved with the print.

 

Signed

The Editor 

 

 

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[Ajax 335]

Reynauld laughs. He likes this paper.

[Blanchables 528]

“Ghosts? Bah.” Graham grumbles to nobody in particular. 

[AnimeWolf0080 1509]

Ashley sat on her bed in her home as she read the paper

“Wait... last I checked fire bug was a girl...”

[panda_bear 127]

Eric would look at the Edward photo  and grunt “ that old man better stay away from my wife next time or stuff will go down”

[Bloody Zairos 37]

Zairos lets out a chuckle at reading about Thornn “That was an interesting time.”

[Scythep61 21]

Baron Osmanoglu would look at his Lord’s photo and sigh remembering the bastard children he threw in to Pembroke river in sacks and the grieving mothers he hushed up, allegedly, wondering if his services will be needed again.

[Bethinwonderland 2213]

Artemis would be sitting in the tavern reading the newspaper and spit her drink out laughing on the paper having been called a male “Awe, I was even wearing a dress! Should have called me a cross dresser to.” She’d say in the most joking way she could then try to read the paper threw the coffee she had spat on it.

[ApplePieKathy 561]

”Screw Curon!”  yelled an Adrian woman

[Vaasek 224]

7 hours ago, Scythep61 said:

Baron Osmanoglu would look at his Lord’s photo and sigh remembering the bastard children he threw in to Pembroke river in sacks and the grieving mothers he hushed up, allegedly, wondering if his services will be needed again.

Baron Philippe d’Orleans stares idly at the mounted skull of Baron Osmanoglu.

[1_Language_1 1671]

Matthias squints and mutters to himself at seeing his local daemon in the newspaper. “****. She’s going to kill me.” He blinked, knowing it was his fault that they were in. He took a copy under his arms and departed.

[Gallic 1066]

 

12 hours ago, Pun said:

Daemons were seen within Avalain

 

A woman accused of being a ‘daemon’ writes a strongly-worded complaint to the edito-- Just kidding, it’s an advertisement:

 

“COME DRINK AT THE BIRD AND THE BARD”

 

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“Any publicity is good publicity.” Lithren, Tavern Lady of Ves, says to the kind Ursus man who was concerned enough to deliver the news to her.

[Chase 3793]

Conan Vallberg af Morr reads over menial marital issues arise for the Suffolks. He takes clips from the papers as he prepares to crack the case of James Suffolk’s psychological state and where exactly he went wrong.

 

[Blanchables 528]

On 3/26/2019 at 1:37 PM, PapiZapii said:

”Screw Curon!”  yelled an Adrian woman

Graham makes a face like :0