Banishment from Brandybrook!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

[!] A note is pinned to Brandybrook’s notice board

BANISHED!

~A crude drawing of the Dark Elf in question~

T’is Dark Elf, Athos Corrin, the idiot cousin of Ithelanen twice removed on the mother’s side, is BANISHED from Brandybrook fer the murder of Reginald Von Bearington the Third. While the bear may have tried to maul some of our friends, ‘is deadly treamen’ of t’a bear even after ‘t was made docile is inexcusable an’ thus oi mus’ banish ‘im as punishmen’. If yeh see t’is Athos Corrin elf within’ Brandybrook, please tell ah Elder ‘er  the Thain right away!

 

-Daisy Applefoot, High Pumplar of Brandybrook.

[!] The note ends with the official seal of Brandybrook

[Chase 3793]

’Athos Corrin’, Twice Removed of the Ithelanen frowns, as he is but a victim of cultureshock between the two parties.

[QueenGeorge 124]

Marie sighed as she watched the notice going up, but laughed a little and she spoke to herself. “Well, at least it’s nice to be around my kin again if only for a short while. Hopefully I can spend less eventful time with them soon.”

[FloralHedgehog 493]

A wooden halfling squinted at the crude drawing before letting out a soft chuckle. "I didn't know Evar had a twin brother."

[Porkgasm 267]

The glorious Halfling sailor Deek Driftwood would not firmly at the notice. "We should toss 'em in a sea! Sacrifice em to Arugula!"

[Lirro 80]

Imprisonate him

[Kanadensare 456]

An old Haenseti noble wonders why Halflings have accents while writing.

 

@NotEvilAtAll I genuinely want a response please help

[Guest]

Arwenia has a bemused look as she reads over the notice "the bear attacked him, what did they expect to happen" she'd utter with a shake of her head.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

8 hours ago, Kanadensare said:

An old Haenseti noble wonders why Halflings have accents while writing.

 

@NotEvilAtAll I genuinely want a response please help

((For the exact same reason that a lot of Orc threads use their accent))

Daisy Applefoot yawns, and decides to head into her burrow for a good night’s sleep.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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