The Golden Comedic Prophecy

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The tome of the Lord of Laughter

18^th of the Grand Harvest, 1714

“Upon the 18th of the Grand Harvest, of the year 1714, I was sent to this realm from damnation in the River of the Wandering Soul. The Lord of Laughter banished me from his realm, branding me a mere court fool as all that was funny was squandered by play wrights messing with the strings of fate.”

 

“He spoke of a prophecy, of the one, the Honkbringer, the Clownzor Ahonk,the Prankster that was Promised, his chosen vessel. Many saw the once mortal King Caius ‘the Funny’ as the chosen, yet they were wrong.”

 

“Now the prophecy stands, all will be laughing as the true Honkbringer brings the realm of Minecraftia to gut-bursting disconnection.”

 

 

THE RED NOSED MAN PERSISTS

“If a mushroom was such a fun guy, why didn’t the Lord hold a ball at his holding?”

“There wasn’t much room, and the mushroom was executed for treason.”

 

:O)

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

Dimpledorc grabs his swollen red nose and squeezes it, audibly declaring a vocal “Honk!” Of approval.

[Islamadon 9164]

“Clownzor Ahonk, the Honkbringer. May the Lord of Laughter tell his jokes upon you, for the act is long and full of chuckles.” replied Richard Owyn.

[argonian 14254]

“Stare long enough into the abyss, and the abyss stares back.” – Ancient Clown proverb

 

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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