NO TAXATION WITHOUT HONOR

[CHARLES THE BALD 2615]

This strange document would appear at everybody’s house in Urguan

NO TAXATION WITHOUT HONOR

by an Unknown Dwarf.

 

In our history, a warden has always been responsible of

taking care of our cities such as cutting grass and taxation.

 

This new warden has stepped out of his boundaries and

disrespected direct orders from the Grand Marshall in order to seize items from people.

 

He frequently tries to arrest people which he has no authority to.

His taxation system is done on the fly and if he hates you, you get charged more.

 

Since these actions, the tax system has now been put on HOLD.

 

You will not be able to deposit any tax slip for the next week if nothing is answered.

 

The warden needs to explain his actions publicly in front of the King and the Grand Marshall.

Most importantly, he needs to explain his action to the People of Urguan.

 

People of Urguan reminder :

 

NO TAXATION WITHOUT HONOR

 

 

 

[D3F4LT 1026]

[Hiebe 2493]

Taxes should be fair, based on the size ove da ouse or business.

 

Says the old tax collector

[Cordial__ 230]

“preach. speak da truth” says an old dwarf

[Nooblius 7965]

Norli Starbreaker reads the note on his way into his slum hole. He chuckles, 

“As ka’az, does kadan. Do hope da taxman finds another way ta collect, be a shame if we didn’t have to pay...”

[Dhaelena 589]

Dhaen Grandaxe, a dwarf who has loyally paid the taxes set by the warden all her life and gone above and beyond to pay others taxes as well, examines the letter and rolls her eyes. 

 

“T’is ‘es nae writt’n by som’one w’o ‘as work’d wit’ de warden o’ even paid taxes befo’! ‘Ef ‘e ‘ad e’ would’nae spout such lies~  Frankleh a’ see dis’ as a scheme to steal moneh fro’ de’ citeh an’ t’rone!”