Addressing Idiocy

[JokerLow 1317]

In response to my secret fan

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Ivär Goldhand would get hold of one of those strange documents that have been spread around people’s houses. He’d return back into his home to read the document. With a closer squint to the writting style, the dwarf would smile. In response he would send the following public letter.

 

It has come to my attention, that one of my secret fans has been around people’s houses, sharing a rather interesting document about my authority within Urguan, to which I shall gladly reply in this public letter.

To the question regarding my power within Urguan, they have been made clear in the Laws of Urguan and I even stated them at the event that incited the Unknown Dwarf to come and make his dislikings public.

 

As a Warden, for those like him who don’t know anything, I am dutied before the Kingdom to make sure that taxes are enforced on properties, such as houses, stalls, shops etc, and to manage the rest of our great Kingdom’s land by selling it to people, retaking inactive land from others and overall just maintaining the rightful soil of our people protected from possible tax evaders.

 

Now regarding the actions that have been taken during the trial of Charles The Bald. Nothing out of order, it seemed like a normal trial but the disturbance of Irongrinders about a grudge made everyone uncomfortable within the throne room. With intent to disturb the trial and stall it, the Irongrinders got up and took their weapons out, to which Utak Ireheart, the king of all dwarves ordered the Legion to seize all the weapons from the Irongrinders. And so was did, with my authority as Commander of the Legion, I have rallied the legionnaries present to the trial to get the weapons from the Irongrinders, to which Darek Irongrinder, the second Commander of the Legion tried to use his authority in response to our action, hoping it will serve as an order to the legionnaries. But as expected, no legionnarie with true loyalty to the Kingdom listened to one word of Darek Irongrider, instead the order of king Utak Ireheart and my command. No illegal actions were made that day by the legionnaries who acted in response to their loyalty to the king of all dwarves, but a show of bravery to stand against a tyrant party of angry runesmiths, ready to use the powers they have been given in order to respect the king’s orders.

 

And the last thing that I have noticed was that the Tax Office’s boxes have been filled with junk, stoping the right people of Urguan from paying their taxes. The boxes have been cleared, great thanks for the arrows of my secret fan.

 

I hope that the public concern raised by my secret fan, has been answered.

 

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The exact day when this public letter was released, a courier would make its way to the entrance of the fort of Legion of Mercy, dropping of a package intended for the Unknown Dwarf. Upon opening it, a colorful mask would rest there with a letter written by Ivär Goldhand, thanking his secret fan for coming forward. At the end of the letter, the stamp of Urguan’s Warden and Commander would rest.

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Signed by, Ivär Goldhand, Clan Father of the Goldhand Clan, Warden and Commander of Urguan, Firstborn of Hekkaes Goldhand, Lord of Kal’Ikrun, Protector of Kaz’Ad’Hekkaes

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The Tarcharman peers at the title-word “Adressing”, itching his chin flummoxed- was this satire or a clerical mistake? After a few moments of thought, he shrugged it off and continued reading other pieces of assorted mail that the local courier had delivered. Perhaps some things were better left unanswered.

[Treaty 1353]

Dr. Graybeard ponders why the prosecution is so forward with using their powers against the defense. Harassment at its finest