The thoughts of Jorg on many things

[Ofrider 153]

One day, perhaps, a book will be found. The pages brittle and made of leather, sewn in with sinew of some unknown animal, and poorly sewn in at that, the pages uneven, the holdings of the book is a harder, firmer leather, much like that of a mammoth or some other beast. The book its-self is much like that of some old musty tome. And hold the writings of a very specific Ork, named Jorg, and his thoughts on various things.

 

RACES

”Mi haz nub zeen otherz besidez Mi bruddaz and variouz klans and tribez of Uruk. It waz zurprizing to find zuch things when Mi arrived, and more, how diff’rent they are.”
 

’Ommiez

 

’Ommiez....zome zhort, zome tall. They have tall tuff lookin wallz, live in bub’hozh goi of ztonez, twigz, and farmz. Each Ommie haz a role, nub trust azh anew’ther, az latz Rexez (kalled ‘noblez’ and ‘kingz’ in Ommie tong) rule with ztong and mighty force. They haz ‘guardz’, Ommiez in ar’or and wapons thaz protect latz goi. Zome Ommiez like latz Rexez, utherz nub, yet those thaz don’t, only complain, nub challenge their Rexez. They blah thaz if they do, they be imprisoned, Ommie kingz zound cowardly, hide behind many Ommiez....yet thez muzt of goattan powerz zomehow?

 

Each Ommie haz different thinkiez on thingz, zome honorful, zome ztong, zome zoft...zome cowardly. Mi haz noticed that bigger Ommiez zeem to be tuff...or at leazt think theiez are. Ommie men carry zult and other waponz, they keep lat bruddaz close (Note: Ommie bruddaz are weird. Theyz chooze zelect boiez to be bruddaz, and zome timez theyz betray azh anew’ther....haz yet dizcovered howz da Ommie brudda thingie workz). Ommie women wear drezzez, zome hold more honor than thar matez, mozt of thoze haz kubz, rezpezctz to tuff momo’z. 

 

Ommie guardz where morez ar’or the higher up theiez are. Mozz guardz where floppy zilly hatz with a zingle breazt plate, while thoze higher up have zilly ztachez on face with a full zuit. Theze guardz zeem wary on thoze they deem dis-honorable (dezzpite latz honor...) or azgianzt uther nub Ommie (Zomtimez nub kaze, Ommiez are weird).

 

Albia

 

Albia....many different typez.....like meat. Theyz have pointy earz, like zpearz. Theyz taller than Ommiez, and they kan live pazt azhty (Iz there a nomber pazt 100?!). Theyz know alot, buzz zometimez nub the wizezt dezpite theirz knooledge.

 

Azh...Albia of Ageron, theyz live in goi like Ommiez, buzz theyz uze twiggs alot more, buzz ztone iz ztill uzed. Theyz rule with ‘kindnezz’ how thiz workz Mi haz nub idea...buzz Albia Rex rulez, zo it muzt work zomehow? Theyz have parti and poolz. Drezz zimilar to Ommiez, woman have longer hairz. Men haz long hair two....Mi unzure zometimez if man iz woman or woman iz man. Theyz thinkie highly of themzelvez, howz they’z nub klomped yet iz confuzing (iz thiz the ‘kindnezz’ thingie?). They haz honor, buzz ztation iz everything, Latz haz noblez like Ommiez, buzz the higher in ztation azh iz, the more they hold thingz in regard....iz thiz an age thing?

 

Duh....Albia of Renta’la. Theyz live like Ztoutz, under-ground. Theyz haz big fortz made of ztone, ‘retty fortz. Theyz wear white ar’or, zometimez with pur’le zashez. Theyz tall, buzz wider than uther Albia, Zkin dark az azh and koal. Latz hair iz zilver or white....zeem weak, buzz ztong heartz, Theyz noble more simple, only azh Rex, makez Bub’hozh zpeechez, zeemz all theze noblez zupport da Rex, like Uruk, much rezpezctz to da darkiez. They uze bowz and zhoota thingiez, zeemz klomping iz zcary for zoom....Mi thinkz that zome grow zoft behind wallz, or haz albia live zo long that klompin iz nub longer thinkie? Muzz do more rezearch on thiz. Zame az uther Albia, buzz men wear more ar’or, more quite, mi appreciate lat zilence...muzz challenge azh to klomp zome time. Femalez are....zoft, are all femalez az zoft? Mi must do rezarch on thiz, az zome uruk femalez have hard zkin, do utherz nub have hard zkin? Mi worriez howz otherz zurvive, at leazt Albia haz age and wizdom, like Zhomo.

 

Ztuntiez

 

Ztout, Zhort, Ztong. Thoz are Ztuntiez. They haz lotz of klanz, beardz, and know alot about hiztor’e. Nub tall, wide, theyz kan take a klompin, and win! They make for hozene klomp’z. They haz ztong ar’or, and live deep under da ground, with poolz of laza, remindz Mi of dezert, but lezz air.

 

Azh, many different Ztout typez. Like Doom-for-e, black as koal, with glowin eyez, like they haz laza flowin through latz veinz! Uther Ztoutz haz nub zuch thing, but iz loud, zpeakz heavily, and talk....alot. Mi waz once at a table with an elzar Ztout....Mi fearz little, but the ramblingz of an elzar dwarf....Mi will never forget the horror...buzz zo much learned. Ztouz like to zmith, lotz of waponz and ar’or, zpent much time in zhopz and watching da Ztuntiez work.  Mi even made work bazed off za Ztoutz, mi ar’or bezz ar’or cauze of ztoutz. Men drezz with ar’or and zeem higher up the more theyz know or longer lived latz are. Women are da zame, buzz hearty, anz round, Mi likez Ztout appreciation of hozne klomp and food. The Ztouz prize honor az well, mozz of what Mi zeen. Korectztion, Ztoutz are vengeful, wagh comez....mi will have to wuz iz right for Krug.

 

 

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Many Uruk dizregard feelinz, for hozne reazon, uther racez nub dizregard, theyz accept. Mi haz peepzed a ritual among uther racez zimilar to ur own, buzz iz different. Theyz nub zit around, zmokin da green (Zomthing which mi found az en ezcape). Theyz drink grog, lozz of it, by da tankard, zometimez even Albia, Mi peepz ztoutz at it....mi thinkiez do it all tik. Theyz alzo like to talk about their ‘izzuez’ be it theyz owe tribute, wanna klomp zome-azh, or bub’hozh attempz at matin...then failin. They do thiz while inhibiated, much like being on da green, Mi zee nub difference in da green and grog. Mi tried thiz Ommie ritual *a large stain, from what looks like water is on the paper at this point* it waz mozz painful thing Mi haz ever done. Mi wizhez nub to blah about it, nub wizh mi brudda to zuffer thiz...they zay it waz helpful....Mi iz ztill unzure of thiz. 

 

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Hey guys! Just my first piece of work and will be adding on to it, Thought I would start with this and slowly add on to it as Jorg discovers more things and records them, This will eventually include people, other races, things, magic, and other stuff as Jorg puts more info in it. Hope you guys enjoy it! As its in character, this will be written in Blah! Sorry if you have a hard time reading it, but until translated, it will remain in blah.

 

[Balthasar 2497]

Marius stumbled upon the book in his travels around Arcas. He spots the odd book and picks it up “What an odd book” he’d mumble as he turned it open and began to decipher what was written, only to realize the book was turned on its head, immediately he turned it around and began anew... It wasn’t much easier this time around, but at least it made some sense now.

 

“These orcs are strange..” he thought tossing the book somewhere for someone else to find

 

(probably wouldn’t make sense for him to find the book, but i had to at least comment on the page. i like this, keep it up)

[Ofrider 153]

Another page added to the book, some rough sketches of stick figures with pointy ears.

[FlemishSupremacy 6115]

Martin’Lur’Ther-Rex applauds this great work from a fellow orc! “Hozh! Diz iz da thingz wi need tu furm a beddar undahztanding wif’ da pinkiez!”

[Elite Snipes 3563]

Wargoth and Targoth Korgahk’Gorkil the Honorable would smile saying “Hozh Brudda, May dah zpirits blezz lat”

[Ofrider 153]

Another page added to the bookv