Halfling Mass Hysteria! (Beetroot News, Volume 7)

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[!] A halfling newspaper finds its way into your mailbox!

The Beetroot News!

~Better than the rest!~

 

Contents:

~Halflings Act Stupid! Am I The Only Sane One Left?~

~Gaming/Drinking Nights have Decent Turnout!~

~Shogging Tournament Sign-Up!~

 

~Halflings Act Stupid! Am I The Only Sane One Left?~

~Halflings gather near the Korvassa Crater!~

I was in the Toady Traveler Tavern when I suddenly heard a lot of commotion outside. Us halflings of Brandybrook were all gathering up to head somewhere. I followed them for the purpose of journalism, and found that they were heading to the Korvassa Crater. There had been almost no preparations made beforehand, and there was equally little concern for safety.

~Some of the halflings run off, trying to find more Demons and/or buried treasure~

It seems that some of the inhabitants of our village think that there’s treasure buried somewhere near the Demons, or consider the act of sightseeing right next to Demons enjoyable. I personally think they all have brain damage. We need better mental health services here in Brandybrook to prevent this sort of lunacy, as clearly what we are doing right now is not working.

 

I pray to Knox that we find some sort of solution to this poor behavior soon, and that those who made these poor decisions will turn out okay.

 

~Gaming/Drinking Nights have Decent Turnout!~

~Brandybrook Gaming Night!~

Not all news in Brandybrook is so dark, however! The Gaming Night that occured not too long ago had a decent number of halflings attend it, leading to lots of shogging fun for everyone!

~Brandybrook Drinking Night!~

The Drinking Night also went smoothly, or so I’ve been told!

 

~Shogging Tournament Sign-Up!~

The exact date of the event is still to be determined, but that’s not an excuse to nay sign up for this Shoggin’ Tourney! The more teams that sign up, the better! Ye can find the Shogging Tournament Sigh-Up form attached to the back of this here newspaper!

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That’s all for now folks!

~Filibert Applefoot,

local halfling know-it-all.

 

OOC:

New Video of Brandybrook (More in production right now!):

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OOC Gaming Night was a great success, leading to a whole lot o’ FUN had by all who attended it! Here’s some of the highlights:

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”TREASHAH!!!” Bungo Goldtree yells as he reads the beetroot news!

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“He’s right you know.” Alfie comments to his wife while reading the paper in bed.

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Sean listened to the first topic, rubbing his chin, “Tats a very Alfie-ish Commen’, Oi woul’ say...” He sipped his ale, tossing it aside before reading the rest. 

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A tall Plant hears the news, her head bobs about in the wind as she’d remember a certain Halfling Dryad that she could send over to the wee folk