Checkmate, Bigguns! (Beetroot News, Volume 13)

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[!] A halfling newspaper finds its way into your mailbox

The Beetroot News!

~Better than the rest!~

 

Contents:

~Beware of Dwarves!~

~Checkmate!~
~A Day in the Tavern!~
~What?~

 

~Beware of Dwarves!~

~The gates of Aegrothond are shut!~

Troubling times have come to our neighboring lands, it seems! Troubling enough to shut the gates of Siramenor and Aegrothond for good! It seems that some fighting between bigguns has occured ‘round there, with the Elves and Dwarves at each other’s throats! I’d advise all us wee folks to keep on our toes, lest our village get caught up in the crossfire! Travel in groups if possible, and keep a lookout for any troublemakers! Knox knows we have enough problems with the Demons and all that already!

 

~Checkmate!~

~A game of halfling checkers!~

In the most recent Gaming Night, we’ve made a new game, I think? The rules aren’t well defined yet, and some wonky situations can occur, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s more or less functional! Multiple games were had, and they all had interesting results! Hopefully this new game will bring us further enjoyment in future Gaming Nights!

~Gathering ‘round the Checkers board!~

 

~A Day in the Tavern!~

~Oh look, it’s me!~

A fantastic day in the tavern, worthy of being called a Drinking Night almost, ‘cept for the fact that it wasn’t planned at all! That’s right folks, just with some word-of-mouth advertising and the promise of a good drink, our Toady Traveler Tavern has prospered even as the Drinking Nights wane in importance! This shows the true strength and power of us wee folks! Booze is what unites us!

 

~What?~

~What?~

 

That’s all for now folks!

-Filibert Applefoot,

local halfling know-it-all.

 

OOC:

We’ve had another OOC Gaming Night! Lasted for a very long time, and many halflings participated in it! Started as a Jackbox Party game, and then let into some Hypixel playing!

 

I’ve started online college. I might not be able to play as much now. I’ll just have to wait and see. I’ll still try to make newspapers whenever I’m in the mood to do so.

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“MOI BOAT! T’OSE LIL’ BASTARDS STOLE AN’ BROKE MOI BOAT!” Sean tossed aside the Newspaper, storming back over to the tavern.

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Rosalie Amberhill has no idea where the boat came from or why it’s been left in her care. But, she holds onto it anyway.

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Anne lays upside down on her bed and reads over the newspaper with a grin, “Oi beat yeh et checkers one day Filibert jus’ yeh wha’!”