Alfie's Plan

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[!] Pinned to the Bramblebury noticeboard is the following flyer.

 

Listed below are I, Alfie Greenholms, promises to you the people of Bramblebury as your (hopefully) future Sheriff.

 

The Eight Point Plan

 

1. Form a Halfling Militia called the ‘Bounders’ composed of  Bounders. The position of bounder is a voluntary position and these Halflings are called up during times of crisis or trouble to defend Bramblebury from any threat.

 

2. To adhere to the current laws and traditions established in Brandybrook passed on to our new village of Bramblebury, as well as uphold duties of Sheriff enshrined in the new Constitution.

 

3. Ensure the safety of all Halflings.

 

4. Make sure all Burrows are up to proper wee-folk standards through inspections. To make sure that there are no burrow-slides!

 

5. Commission shovels for every bounder from our blacksmiths.

 

6. Host shogging events whenever possible with assistance from the mayor.

Respect and uphold the integrity of the office.

 

7. Maintain acceptable standards of properness with the assistance of both the mayor and Thain.

 

8, Respect and uphold the rights of the anti-constitution movement to protest and generally make their voices heard, though ensure these protests remain peaceful.

 

Vote Alfie Greenholm for Sheriff!

 

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“Erm, cool ‘nuff oi guess” Filibert Applefoot shrugs