Blessed Cuisine of HAELUN'OR

[megavoltar 1118]

I BROKE ALL THE WINE GLASSES, SORRY

 

P.s from Seabreeze, I find cool stamp in office, I take it and use from now on, Love Seabreeze.

 

 

Food is life blood of mouse, az chef mouse extradoinairine, mouse is required to learn how to culinary art.  And so Blessed Citizens of Oren, I bring ju this recipe I made.  Okeh, to begin we are going to take noodle from cupboard, do not do as Seabreeze does and break all the wine glass and tea cup, this is mistake, but not unfixable mistake.  Next, ratto take giant pan, again, do not break glass, and I bring it over towards furnace, stoke flame using Aquae Vitae, and set pan down on it.  There was also a couple of matches, but eh... I forget how to use this.  

Okeh, now we get water, it has to be clean water, or tea alternatively.  Now, when cast iron skillet get really hot, and paladin friend is coughing from teh fume of big boom that happened when throw Aquae Vitae in furnace, den ju throw in noodle.  Now, get out sauce, any sauce do but bright red sauce is preferrable.  Add to red sauce anything green, but mouse like the following.  Gill'Rik Ungri Underlord Special Weed Cublets, Parsley flake, diced Mushroom, an if ju want to get very spicy, find any sort of alchemy herbs and throw dem in.  

Now, get out plate, this important for serve, and make sure ju save mushroom for toppings.  Use bronze knife ju find on ground to get noodles out of pot, and throw them on plate, drink brof to if ju want.   Break tea cup on wall of kitchen for good luck, and then add following:  Noodle, Red Sauce, Top with Mushroom.  

This is recipe for 'Breeze Coastal Pirate Shanker', is homemade recipe.  Tehenk ju
 

 

 

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                                                                                                                         Seabreeze, also known as; Biggie Breeze, Big Chumps, Breezy, Pirate Overlord of Swamps, Friend of Sand Robots, Banana King of Haelun'or, Haelun'or, Tax Evader of the Elysium Tree House, Bane of Haelun'or, Banana Brawler, Window Breaker and Enterer, Alchemist, Mercatorii Operative, and the CHEF MOUSE
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(Depiction of the Rat in question by a Blessed Citizen visiting the kitchen)

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P.s, Join Blue Beret for Peacekeeper!

[Punished_Pup 1365]

Guide informed Laerdya of this note "This Seabreeze seems a wonderful addition to the Silver State of Haelun'or." she remarked, before going to sleep.

[Allien 423]

Esmée just sat back and watched the musin take action behind the tavern's bar counter, enjoying her own meal and whiskey "Good Soup"

[overlord2305 202]

". . . Kae see" commented Lynnette Ilyana Aldin-Túre

[SteppeNomad 1552]

"Some more seafood and this dish would be dekectable!" Replies a hungry blessed citizen