SAVOYARD'S SMIRK BREWERY

[MadOne 4945]

THE OPENING OF THE SAVOYARD'S SMIRK BREWERY

Brought to you by the Barclay Bargains Conglomerate.

 

Welcome to Savoyard's Smirk Brewery, Customer!

 

Out of thousands of drinkers, YOU have been chosen to become a customer of our wonderful, war-prolonging company! Our feudalistic reign is only at its beginning stage, and YOU will be a part of the decades to come, enjoying these finely brewed delights, freshly brewed by our wine serfs.

 

Our brewing methods are massively complex, almost impossible to study within a single lifetime. Within every one of our brewing vats, are secrets and wonders that all those health regulators, such as cup-bearers, would kill for!

 

We all have long and arduous tasks to do ahead of us. In fact, I would be tilling the fields to sustain my six children if my noble lord was not forcing me to write this pamphlet today. No doubt, YOU, dear reader, also have very pressing matters to attend to, for you are our customer, and it is common knowledge that those who regularly consume our products are the most industrious among folk of all: drunken vagrants.

 

But before we get to work, why not moisten our throats a little?

 

 

This is our company owned Pub. Made for our hard-drinking customers. Made for them to unwind, and relax from the terrible working conditions that they are being put under. Don't even get me started on our wine. It's full of lead, but hey! Iron makes us strong, so why not lead?

 

As with any establishing company, the elven banking cartel is always looking to bring us down. Chasing us with lawsuits about the violation of "the working hours of the common man", "unusual lead dumping", "causing reprehensible damage comparable to the San Luciano incident!" --buzzwords that don't really mean anything. But how do we solve all these cases?

 

Answer: with the support of our reliable customers!

 

With the opening of the Savoyard’s Smirk Brewery, we expect to entertain many customers like you in our mighty quest to bring true quality drinks into the bars of our beloved Orenia.

 

 

THE CIVIL WAR BATCH OF 1868
 

Drinks for the discerning lord and the lady of refined taste.

 

 

 

Beverages for industrious gentlemen and their opulent occasions.

 

 

 

Cold pints. Simple as.

 

 

 

 

 

LIMITED SUPPLY! This batch only!

 

"Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-..."

 

 

 

 

EMPLOYMENT

 

The Savoyard’s Smirk is currently hiring! If you possess any of the qualities below, contact Dietrich Barclay @MadOne or Stanimar Barclay. @argonian

 

CARAVAN GUARDS 

BREWERS

BARTENDERS

 

 

 

[argonian 14254]

Stanimar smirks Savoyardly. 

 

[MRCHENN 4741]

Conrad de Falstaff smirks with his fellow Savoyards.

[ThatDutchFellow 1147]

The old and quite frankly decrapit Friedrich Barclay squints over the paper as he holds a single palm on his back... The other used to trace each word with a finger "WEH SELL WINE?" Exclaimed the old geezer in suprise, though approved none the less

[GoodGuyMatt 7113]

Ernst smirks the Savoyard smirk as he contemplates the Barclay Bargain.

[Capt_Chief26 1207]

The current owner and CEO of Barclay Bargains, Ser Reinhardt Barclay, smiles at his corporate empire expanding into new frontiers. He prays for his cousin’s financial success in this new business endeavor.